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Today Is Sperm Appreciation Day by Ayima: 3:25pm On May 27, 2015 |
Today is Sperm Appreciation Day. Let's have a Moment of Silence in Honor of those children who were not born But were...... 1. Swallowed during a Mouth Action. 2. Thrown away in a Condom. 3. Washed in trousers during Masturbation. 4. Dropped on someone's breast and died in tissue paper. 5. Slipped on someone's hips and lost water.. 6. And many more untold incidents. ... Consider yourself very lucky to be alive. Coz U made it!! You are a Sperm that Survived!! You were the fastest swimmer and you made it!! You were a Sperm That survived while billions of others perished. So do not feel down. Live Life and Enjoy Life. If you made it when you were a Sperm... You can make it in Life too!! I wish u all the best. Happy children's day. Hey, I made it too. 1 Like |
Re: Today Is Sperm Appreciation Day by Nobody: 3:31pm On May 27, 2015 |
Nice one op , I made it as u did too I rep a productive sperm |
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