Across the sea is an English man
Who yearns to see his loved ones
He was about to sink into
The slough of despond
When he met loyal soulmate
Whom he rescued from cannibalistic savages

Accompanied with a trained dog
They had an oasis of calm
In the midst of pertinacious pirates,
violence, weirdness, betrayal,formidable events

Back home is his loving wife
Disowned by family
His children plagued by their sympathetic godfather


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