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Nigerians Will Miss Mrs Patience Jonathan by kolajamesjnr(m): 10:00am On May 29, 2015
Now that Buhari has won , will Mrs Aisha Buhari make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like Mrs Patience Jonathan does?

This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian.

Examples of her “award winning speeches”

include:

1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.

2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.

3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.

4- * My fellow widows.

5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.

6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.

7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.

8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God.

9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his m*****d still liveson.

10- * Na only you waka come?

11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are “sharing”

12- * diaris God o…

13- * on behalf of N2million I donate my family.

14- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn’t the child supposed to be repeated?

We will miss you Mama P

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Re: Nigerians Will Miss Mrs Patience Jonathan by acenazt: 10:11am On May 29, 2015
I go miss her like die. Haba her going can be compared to basket mouth dying.
Re: Nigerians Will Miss Mrs Patience Jonathan by purple11sparkle: 4:31pm On May 29, 2015
I am missing her already. cry
Re: Nigerians Will Miss Mrs Patience Jonathan by Nobody: 6:51pm On May 29, 2015
I just love that woman

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