1. Eating meat after food: girl if you keep your meat in the plate and concentrate on the food, no vex no be your fault na kpako tins. Aje butters eat meat while eating their food and may even leave the meat unattended to maybe because its Red Meat. *kpako no dey try dat kin rough play

2. PaPa and MaMa: Growing up and you played Papa and Mama things, where you cook make belive food and you sleep together and do *nothing*, only Aje Kpakos did those while Aje butter had their mumu oyibo barbie doll or teddy bear to play with. *imagine kpako pikin dey act Snow white na ewelwe be dat*

3. Mama thank ma, Papa thank sir: Growing up then after we finish eating, we ll go to our dad and mum and thank them like this:
Me: Papa thank sir
Papa: thank God my son.
We do same with our mum also while for the aje butter when they are done eating they leave the plates for the maid to pack and they go down to their room and continue watching their movie, their Mum or Dad will now come into their room and this conversation will start:
Mum: (knocks on door) junior hope you enjoy the meal?

Junior: yea mum but its a lil bit salty and I think next time I ll prefer tilapia to this beef.

Mum: I'm sorry junior, I ll make it up to you tomorrow.
Awon were, if Aje kpako try dis one for house na stars wen e go count naim I go like to hear d number.

Others are;

If you listen to only naija

If you travel to the village for xmas break instead of western countries.

Feel free to add yours

Na who carry me enter this mad house?

Missclassy, me I be confirmed aje butter wey kpako himself wella.

Blackett:
Rubbish.

You too vex these days .

You carry Ibi for blockos?

Just take a good look at ur life d diff is clear

@Op shey I warned you not to post this shit and you refused. Now you are seeing thisssss.

Enegod:

Omo! ibi men get temperament problem oh.

Just here to read the stupid comment the commentator below me is going to say.

Truckpusher:
Omo! ibi men get temperament problem oh.

yeah because of unreleased fluid..
No nyashing
No masturbation
No hand job
won't receive head
Thats very bad na!
so, vexing is allowed

Blackett:
Rubbish.

this kpako boy that is forming ninja on my thread. Kilode

Blackett:
You can't even speak good English. Kpako princess.

I'm a sweet kpako. Take your kpako and kalo kalo arsse of my thread

OP you nor lie