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| Joke Of The Day by djjosh(m): 8:01am On May 30, 2015 |
A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 storeys high. Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, "Stay like statue and don't move! Husband: Who is this? Wife: This is a robot I bought to have sex with when you are travelling. Husband: Ok let's have sex now! Wife: No sweetheart , yesterday I got my period. So I will go & make a cup of coffee for you. After she left the husband said, "Damn it I'm so Hot, I will Bleep this robot!" He tried fucking. The lover started talking in a metallic robotic way: "SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE". Husband: Damn! Robot is not working properly. I'm throwing it out of the window. The lover realised that he was on the 20th floor so he said, "SOFTWARE UPDATED. . . PLEASE TRY AGAIN!" |
| Re: Joke Of The Day by toys2seven(m): 8:04am On May 30, 2015 |
D.J Means Dry Joke. Drier than the khalahari desert 1 Like |
| Re: Joke Of The Day by berrieblizzie(f): 11:43am On May 30, 2015 |
the joke is actually funny...u just need to think clearly to get the joke.... 1 Like |
| Re: Joke Of The Day by saxwizard(m): 5:28pm On May 30, 2015 |
nice try buh I don read am tey tey |
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