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Aristo Needed by lolobukkie(f): 12:12pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
please i need a sugar daddy who is ready to pamper me a very wealty one |
Re: Aristo Needed by Douzy(m): 12:34pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
First, you were overweight, looking to buy fitness equipment and aerobics videos in view of slimming down. Now, you need a very wealthy sugar daddy who is ready to pamper you. I guess by the time he's through with you, you would be megaoverweight and possibly, a leading Nigerian female sumo wrestler!!! Duh! Get ur mind rite! |
Re: Aristo Needed by iice(f): 12:39pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
@Douzy lmfao I think its time for me to have sugar daddy too, i want him to pamper me so that i can be the next naija sumo wrestler |
Re: Aristo Needed by gbengaijot(m): 12:45pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
i thot it was some stupid nairaland guys who are craving for sugar mumies. So, some ladies have caught the craze! |
Re: Aristo Needed by candylips(m): 12:50pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
who no like money |
Re: Aristo Needed by iice(f): 12:51pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
candylips:abi o |
Re: Aristo Needed by Douzy(m): 1:22pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
@iice Send your application over here (sugardaddy@nfsw.net), fast. |
Re: Aristo Needed by iice(f): 2:08pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
oh goodie, i have sent my application |
Re: Aristo Needed by Douzy(m): 2:38pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
iice: Hello iice, We regret to inform you that your request has been denied, on the ground that you are too old for our sugar daddies. However, we recommend that you apply for a sugar bobby, as you are old enough to be a sugar mummy. Thanks for your interest in the Naija Female Sumo Wrestlers' network (NFSW). Management. NFSW 1 Like |
Re: Aristo Needed by candylips(m): 2:42pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
Douzy: LMAO |
Re: Aristo Needed by aloib(f): 2:46pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
signing in, hey did u get my application |
Re: Aristo Needed by candylips(m): 2:48pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
NOT ACCEPTED |
Re: Aristo Needed by iice(f): 2:50pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
Age discrimination! i spit on you LMAO. I shall do my own search lol and when am a sumo wrestler i shall invite the NFSW to come watch my fights. I shall laugh then coz i will be the greatest naija female sumo wrestler there ever was ahahhahahahahaha Thanks Douzy, i needed the laugh |
Re: Aristo Needed by aloib(f): 2:52pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
iice: sis, take am easy abeg, |
Re: Aristo Needed by iice(f): 3:13pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
Yes o sis, am defusing lol. You know you keep me on the level |
Re: Aristo Needed by aloib(f): 3:16pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
hahaha how we go take do am now |
Re: Aristo Needed by Douzy(m): 4:12pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
aloib: Hello Biola, We write to acknowledge the receipt of your application. However, we regret to inform you that your application came in scrambled. Could you please send us the unscrambled version of your application? We are always at your service. Management. NFSW |
Re: Aristo Needed by aloib(f): 4:20pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
haha all dse oyibo, abeg |
Re: Aristo Needed by candylips(m): 4:26pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
boi accept one application na . no make them vex for u o |
Re: Aristo Needed by ikamefa(f): 5:05pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
abeg we plenty we dey find suggar popsie oh ! @ douzy am fat like that pix am sure i don win ! |
Re: Aristo Needed by iice(f): 5:09pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
@ikamefa, you are on top now because you look like that, just wait till i get my sugar popsie, i go fat pass you and be the ultimate sumo wrestler |
Re: Aristo Needed by Bubus(m): 5:09pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
I'm sugar daddy level. As per all paid up and nice. I already have a stable of sugar babies, but I'm fina overhaul my harem. Need some fresh blood. Holla at a nigga, this is a limited time offer. |
Re: Aristo Needed by aloib(f): 5:14pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
lmao at ikamefe sis come get fat from me abegggggggggggggggggggg no need for sugar daddy, lol hmm my own sugar daddy sef get levels, lol |
Re: Aristo Needed by iice(f): 5:19pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
Ahahahahaha me tooo o, levels dey |
Re: Aristo Needed by ikamefa(f): 5:26pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
" " y'all cracking me up! [b] if [/b]i fat reach dat pix! that means to say i dont need no more fat from you @aloib any more fat than that , na explosion without bomb be dat how sugar daddy get levels? @ iice all sugar daddies are the same " " |
Re: Aristo Needed by iice(f): 5:31pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
don't worry they dont know that yet, i go put them for levels |
Re: Aristo Needed by aloib(f): 5:33pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
men i cant even think of wat to write, sis i dey go sleep, i'm so tamad, grabe ikamefa, thanks in advance |
Re: Aristo Needed by iice(f): 5:37pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
awwww. . .gdnite n sweet dreams |
Re: Aristo Needed by Douzy(m): 5:50pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
ikamefa: Hello ikamefa, With regard to your application dated 15th September, 2006, we are happy to announce to you that you have met our requirements for acquiring the esteemed services of one of our magnanimous sugar daddies. Accordingly, we have assigned to your service Gig. Matthew Hughes, a 56 year old single Briton, living in Masachusetts. You can contact him by mail (sugar_bunny@nfsw.net), with a copy of this letter forwarded to him. With this development, you are hereby also admitted into the NFSW's network. You shall get further details of your membership when you reply to this mail within five (5) working days. We hope you have fun!. Regards, Management. NFSW Attachment: Gig. Matthew Hughes' (and kid) photo. I only pray and hope Chineke God blesses Seun's day today so much that he may not ban me for this one. Ainsi soit-il!
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Re: Aristo Needed by ikamefa(f): 5:55pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
oh lawdy! @ iice @ aloib told yah gals am gon win yay! but wait oh! @ douzy thats not a real sugar daddy ! hes so skinny nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ojoro! he looks like a gremblin ! |
Re: Aristo Needed by iice(f): 6:00pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
lmao at gremlin |
Re: Aristo Needed by Douzy(m): 6:03pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
@ douzy thats not a real sugar daddy ! hes so skinny nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ojoro! he looks like a gremblin ! [quote][/quote] Since you gave the impression that you were as fat as Yoko, they figured you would be better off with a not-so-skinny one. Opposites, they say, attract!!! Gbadun! |
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