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Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 8:50am On May 31, 2015
**Judge bounces in. Orders the court clerk to read out case numbers**

My lord, i am barrister skypeople. Counsel for the accused
**judge signals acknowledgement**
Thank you my lord! !

Having gone through the evidences at my disposal, i beg to diFfer with the prosecuting counsel that all bleachers do it intentionally. A quick chat with a suprintendent pharmacist in one of the leading pharm companies in the country ravealed that even most therapeutic ointments used in cases of inflammation or antifungal infections do leave the skin a bit lighter as an aftermath effect ...

My lord i quite agree that the rate at which people drink and rub tura products even in their anus is alarming but anti fungal creams such as funbact A, tribact, skineal contains various degrees of hydroquinone, mercury, propionate or dipropionates which are elements of skin whitening.

My lord, even tri-action formation creams recommended in hospitals for crocro, rashes, eczema et al, are not left out in this menace. Creams like endix-G, 3G creams, hydrocorticosones etc reacts on some unsuspecting patients too. . Since it is an infringement to stop a patient from using his/her prescribed medication, it is also a faux paz to stigmatitized them for the possible side effect of such medications.

My lord, am gona end my defence by saying that, yellow is beautiful. Am proud to be a fair lady. I love dark skinned people and i dont appreciate it when they bleach, trying to be fair. Also, not all bleachers do so with the sole intention of being fair, it could just be as a result of the above fore-mentioned reasons.

I leave my witnesses to share their experiences to further butress my claim. Thank you my lord.

***sits down gently**
To get enlightenment of the damaging effects of bleaching check http://nigeriafilms.com/news/12265/50/skin-bleaching-is-dangerous.html

P:S: Guys please your colour-mixedup experience as a result of an innocent usage of a prescribed ointment or cream. Am not talking about cosmetic bigots oooooo

Cc: lalasticala
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 9:01am On May 31, 2015
Where are the bleachers i went to defend sef
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 9:03am On May 31, 2015
My romancelanders, com and storm dis place for me jere..
Cc: cyndax, olypeppy, twaci, tohpahz, agarawu23, iyalasisi.
Guys plls share your thought
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by cyndax(f): 9:05am On May 31, 2015
skypeople:
My romancelanders, com and storm dis place for me jere..

Cc: cyndax, olypeppy, twaci, tohpahz, agarawu23, iyalasisi.

Guys plls share your thought
..opps lovely...
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by tohpahz(f): 9:19am On May 31, 2015
lemme go to church, I'd be back
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 9:27am On May 31, 2015
cyndax:
..opps lovely...
ose jare friendship mii. But whats your take on the marra nah
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 9:29am On May 31, 2015
tohpahz:
lemme go to church, I'd be back


hahahaah sharp gurl. How was your trip to the BAN house. That "sperm" thing don ban me sef from entering my homeland - Romance Land. Just becsuse i gave one guy a dose of his own medicine
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 9:33am On May 31, 2015
E b like say na only me no go church ooo. **make i call more people first**
Dharay99, missclassy, cutehector....oya you too put mouth
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by agarawu23(m): 9:33am On May 31, 2015
good morning

happy Sunday.

I saw your mention cool
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 9:36am On May 31, 2015
agarawu23:
good morning

happy Sunday.

I saw your mention cool
yes nah...... Am here alone nah. I need my romance front runners to share their opinnion on this court case. Help me give yur buddies a mention too. I really need people's experiences on dis mata ooo
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by scentmarlc(m): 9:40am On May 31, 2015
You dey call everybody yu know wan call me abi
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by agarawu23(m): 9:42am On May 31, 2015
skypeople:
yes nah...... Am here alone nah. I need my romance front runners to share their opinnion on this court case. Help me give yur buddies a mention too. I really need people's experiences on dis mata ooo
since the issue on ground is on health, tohpahs will help you out okay? be patient cheesy
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 9:56am On May 31, 2015
scentmarlc:
You dey call everybody yu know wan call me abi
sorry bro. Thought yu wud be in church nii
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 9:58am On May 31, 2015
scentmarlc:
You dey call everybody yu know wan call me abi
have yur ban been lifted??

Funny enuf, do yu knw the bot banned me too dis morning
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 10:01am On May 31, 2015
agarawu23:
since the issue on ground is on health, tohpahs will help you out okay? be patient cheesy
ok na0true sha. Make i wait make dem comot church.


** spreads mat, and sleep** na here tohpahz and DrAif go meet me
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by agarawu23(m): 10:04am On May 31, 2015
skypeople:
ok na0true sha. Make i wait make dem comot church.


** spreads mat, and sleep** na here tohpahz and DrAif go meet me
sorry to ask, what's your old moniker ?
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 10:07am On May 31, 2015
agarawu23:
sorry to ask, what's your old moniker ?
if its that easy to tell, i wud have told some of my buddies yesterday.

Hint: just know that am one of the queen bashers on Romance land. And i dont have a profilepicture before. Simple. The guessing headache is all yours
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by scentmarlc(m): 11:29am On May 31, 2015
skypeople:
have yur ban been lifted??
Funny enuf, do yu knw the bot banned me too dis morning
laffs.
Eeyahh pele. Dunno wah my offense was oooo
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by scentmarlc(m): 11:29am On May 31, 2015
skypeople:
sorry bro. Thought yu wud be in church nii
am ahome chilling jare.....get back pain
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 11:38am On May 31, 2015
scentmarlc:
am ahome chilling jare.....get back pain
sorry. Adeh39 no allow you sleep??
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by Nobody: 1:12pm On May 31, 2015
skypeople:
sorry. Adeh39 no allow you sleep??

Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by kelechiMarie(f): 2:09pm On May 31, 2015
So true,one of my friends used funbact-a for her face and started getting fair. The truth is most creams they sell have lightening agents in them,some are mild while others are something else.
Anyway,make una nuh dey buy cream or soap anyhow shikena!
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by Olypeppy(f): 5:04pm On May 31, 2015
guy u try I swell...this one na correct research buh illegal sha,you have to use d correct statistics#I will add that bleaching could be traced to inferiority complex...oh yes...I always tell myself that I have d best complextion same goes to everyone#Say no to bleaching.
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by misspicy(f): 5:37pm On May 31, 2015
skypeople:
E b like say na only me no go church ooo. **make i call more people first**

Dharay99, missclassy, cutehector....oya you too put mouth
OP u r calling everybody but u didnt call me abi,i don vex.
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 7:32pm On May 31, 2015
misspicy:

OP u r calling everybody but u didnt call me abi,i don vex.
hey my sista, no vex for me oooooooooo. Oya since u don use ya leg waka come, wetin yu fink abt d marra nah
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by MicroBox: 8:34pm On May 31, 2015
My suppose fiance bleach and so worry about that, taking her home and introducing her to my mummy and kid sis is giving me a lot of concern though she is very beautiful with the light skin but staying in one of Nigeria hottest state and want to remain very fair is my major ache.

My question now is what cream can she use to return back that her natural color
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 10:10pm On May 31, 2015
MicroBox:
My suppose fiance bleach and so worry about that, taking her home and introducing her to my mummy and kid sis is giving me a lot of concern though she is very beautiful with the light skin but staying in one of Nigeria hottest state and want to remain very fair is my major ache.

My question now is what cream can she use to return back that her natural color
hhahahahahhahahahahahaha am laffing hard now............pears baby lotion is your friend my brother gringrin
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by AfricanApple(f): 12:02pm On Jun 01, 2015
na by force?
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by Pinocchioo(f): 4:58pm On Jun 01, 2015
90% : inferiority complex 10% : innocent bleachers
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 7:43am On Jun 23, 2015
AfricanApple:
na by force?


Gm darling. Please i hope yu will v.ote for my friend scent.marlc today. He came 3rd out of 24 yesterday. D first 12 proceeded to the elimin.ation.round.2. Please he needs yur sup.port ooooo. I trust you sha. cheesy V.otin starts by 9am in R.omance section. Please ooooooo
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 7:45am On Jun 23, 2015
AfricanApple:
na by force?


Gm darling. Please i hope yu will v.ote for my friend scent.marlc today. He came 3rd out of 24 yesterday. D first 12 proceeded to the elimin.ation.round.2. Please he needs yur sup.port ooooo. I trust you sha. cheesy V.otin starts by 9am in R.omance section. Please ooooooo
Re: Innocent Bleachers ..... by skypeople(f): 7:47am On Jun 23, 2015
Pinocchioo:
90% : inferiority complex
10% : innocent bleachers


Dearie yu are right with yur assesment. Uhmmmmm











Gm darling. Please i hope yu will v.ote for my friend scent.marlc today. He came 3rd out of 24 yesterday. D first 12 proceeded to the elimin.ation.round.2. Please he needs yur sup.port ooooo. I trust you sha. cheesy V.otin starts by 9am in R.omance section. Please ooooooo

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