Breaking News In OYO.

It happened in Oyo yesterday. I
heard it today at lunch.

This world is becoming even more
scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed seductively by the road.

She was just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked
her up and abandoned the way home to a hotel.
He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her.
The prostitute was as flexible as a
snake. When he was having sex with her, her moanings sounded
like a 'hissing snake'.
But he was carried away with her
moves and didn't really give his concern to it.
The married man had sex with her
over and over again.
Paid her more than what they
bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of having another round with her.
He didn't find her on the bed.
He heard hissing sounds in the
bathroom.
He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom.
He opened the door.
His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He screamed loudly.
The pythons leaped on him.
He ran to the door and found it locked.
The pythons crawled to him. He
shouted for help and banged the door. The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him.
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Immediately he woke up!
And almost screamed but couldn't when he discovered it was just a nightmare.
The room was dark.
The lights were switched off he felt...He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales.
He finally felt something trying to
swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big
snake trying to swallow him up.
The room wasn't dark.
His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth.
The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face.
He started struggling and struggling.
But the snake pinned him down.
He tried to scream for help but couldn't because if
he opens his mouth, the snake's
poisonous saliva will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it
forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too strong.
He managed to bite the snake's
tongue. The snake got wounded and involuntarily vomits him.
He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it was a big python.
He grabbed an empty bottle and
smashed the python.
The python collapsed.
He jerked up and jumped out of the
bed.
He started screaming for help.
He dashed out of the hotel. He got home, looking all clean and
cool.
His wife was asleep already.
He crawled into the bed beside his
wife and slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and
discovered his wife has turned into a snake..
The wife told him everything he did
and how he stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise, his wife told him she was her mother disguised in a different body.
He cheated on her with her mother.
She got so angry. The man almost committed suicide.
His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him.
He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel.
He went straight to the hotel room and found his wife, mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the
room. They were all hissing like snakes.
Immediately he realised they were all in the same secret cult. They stood up and watch him without
saying a word. Great panic gripped him by the throat.

He couldn't talk..... And the only problem now is
**I don't just know how I will end this FAKE STORY...**** Mtchewwwww...

Happened in OYO my foot .....
Fake story joor...
I'm sorry if I scared you.

Anyway this is one way of saying *be careful in life*

As a sharp gal dt I am
I read half of d story and scroll down to read d concluding part
@op,did u really typed d whole of this shit?

Op you are brilliantly dull...

Florblu:
As a sharp gal dt I am
I read half of d story and scroll down to read d concluding part
@op,did u really typed d whole of this shit?

No i didnt oo.. I did Abra-kada-abra and the post came up..

bamirotola:
Op you are brilliantly dull...

And for reading the post.. That equally made you a Dull brain..

Stancity:
No i didnt oo.. I did Abra-kada-abra and the post came up..

Tot as much

The magician!