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Re: Nigerian Thieves! by romsky: 11:35am On Mar 13, 2009
groundnut
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 11:37am On Mar 13, 2009
yea, the rotten groundnut she sold to me
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 11:38am On Mar 13, 2009
na dat road side groundnut ur mate dey buy
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by D1KeleVra(m): 11:39am On Mar 13, 2009
studio43:

tell that to those wey nor get job security  

Na true sha! nobody dey try take ur wheel-barrow biz.
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 11:42am On Mar 13, 2009
Lolabbey:

na dat road side groundnut ur mate dey buy

i buy wetin u dey sell out of pity, and i hope it doesnt cost me cuz ima kick your sagged ass




dayo , wheel barrow bizness is better than arm robbery i heard your into
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 11:43am On Mar 13, 2009
e go kill u nah,or posibly shit ur liver out
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 11:46am On Mar 13, 2009
action speaks louder than words.
come give it a try wink
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Gabry(f): 11:48am On Mar 13, 2009
Sylve AKA Stanley,

Just remember how much I really love you brotha kiss
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 11:49am On Mar 13, 2009
kai,stop dat.u av just kissed a ghost
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 11:49am On Mar 13, 2009
all hail the queen of fart,  grin
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Gabry(f): 11:54am On Mar 13, 2009
Lola, common now. . . Just because I dey love ma Stanley you go yab me abi? No qualms oo. . . Ill take it in if its from you dear Lola. . . sad

Studio, I hope you are calllin for me? grin
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by sylve11: 11:55am On Mar 13, 2009
gabrywyl:

Sylve AKA Stanley,

Just remember how much I really love you brotha kiss

Gawd! u stood a million! kiss
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 11:57am On Mar 13, 2009
gabrywyl:

Studio, I hope you are calllin for me? grin

yea, but not to come fart on my face, BUT U KNOW THAT THING WEY MAN AND WOMAN DEY DO IN A SECRET PLACE NA grin
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 11:58am On Mar 13, 2009
gab howdy ,no just mind dat ur smal boy
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by D1KeleVra(m): 12:00pm On Mar 13, 2009
Gabby the chinko rapper!!!!  cheesy
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 12:02pm On Mar 13, 2009
Lolabbey:

gab howdy ,no just mind dat ur smal boy

e be like sey u don dey chop that thing wey adults dey chop abi
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Gabry(f): 12:02pm On Mar 13, 2009
sylve11:

Gawd! u stood a million! kiss

Bros, One Love. . . One love. . . God bless you ma brotha  kiss
\
studio43:

yea, but not to come fart on my face, BUT U KNOW THAT THING WEY MAN AND WOMAN DEY DO IN A SECRET PLACE NA grin




Secret? Hmmm. . . No clue. Explanation abeg


Lolabbey:

gab howdy ,no just mind dat ur smal boy

Who is ma small boy? If you mean Stanley, no oo. . . He is ma handsome hunk brotha  kiss

D1KeleVra:

Gabby the chinko rapper!!!!  cheesy

Thank you jare. Finally you admire ma talent grin
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by sylve11: 12:03pm On Mar 13, 2009
i learn to take effrythingdynamokie, how ur cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

@dynamokiev, how ur own be?
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by romsky: 12:04pm On Mar 13, 2009
pardner so u didnt see me ryt

tyty will not return from d latrine now 2 see syl flirtin all ova with dry kisses
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 12:04pm On Mar 13, 2009
i will get her rite away
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by romsky: 12:09pm On Mar 13, 2009
tatafo
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Gabry(f): 12:14pm On Mar 13, 2009
romade:

pardner so u didnt see me ryt

tyty will not return from d latrine now 2 see syl flirtin all ova with dry kisses

Now I see ya. U this sef. . . Ive been observing your move partner. U be yeye now . . .

And wetin with dry kisses? I dey give ma brotha Stanley dry kisses but the real true love kiss always comes from Tyty now.
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by D1KeleVra(m): 12:17pm On Mar 13, 2009
sylve11:

i learn to take effrythingdynamokie, how ur cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

@dynamokiev, how ur own be?

Im cool.

gabrywyl:

Bros, One Love. . . One love. . . God bless you ma brotha  kiss
\

Secret? Hmmm. . . No clue. Explanation abeg


Who is ma small boy? If you mean Stanley, no oo. . . He is ma handsome hunk brotha  kiss

Thank you jare. Finally you admire ma talent grin


Yes i do!
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 12:29pm On Mar 13, 2009
i'm yet to understand what thise guyz are talking bout
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 12:33pm On Mar 13, 2009
how cld u understnd wen u wont go 2 sch
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by romsky: 12:39pm On Mar 13, 2009
gamblin no gree him go
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 12:42pm On Mar 13, 2009
as old as him be,him neva finish sec sch
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 12:43pm On Mar 13, 2009
atleast gambling is better than arm robbery i heard your into
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by romsky: 12:45pm On Mar 13, 2009
she is a heart robber u mistyped cus of ur nyt duty
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 12:49pm On Mar 13, 2009
U WISH SHE HAD STOLEN YOUR HEAR AIGHT?

i doubt tha she in it angry
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 12:53pm On Mar 13, 2009
abeg put smal smile on dat ur ugly face
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 12:55pm On Mar 13, 2009
the ugly face u cant do without

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