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| Nairaland General Mid-year Test by Nobody: 2:04pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
I welcome you ALL to the 1st ever nairaland mid-year electronic examination/test. No side chats and streching of necks. Mid Semester Exams For All nairalanders Course: Nairamatics. Course code: NTH 201 All questions carry equal marks. Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes. 1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted? 2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling all of them? 3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls. 4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu". (Question 5- For girls only) 5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6. (Question 6- For boys only.) 6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text. CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation. 7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her back in January. 8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14) 9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 99.9% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences. N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over! GOODLUCK! Examiner: Prof. GOdvilla a.k.a X-GRAVITY Supervisor: Lecturer Mic-el of X-Gravity Institution |
| Re: Nairaland General Mid-year Test by VickJames(m): 2:14pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
Sir, I will need extra sheet! |
| Re: Nairaland General Mid-year Test by stephenqueen: 2:16pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
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| Re: Nairaland General Mid-year Test by dharay99: 2:17pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
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| Re: Nairaland General Mid-year Test by Nobody: 2:18pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
VickJames: There are enough writting materials for all... Extra sheet coming for u as requested  |
| Re: Nairaland General Mid-year Test by JeffreyJamez(m): 2:33pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
Extra sheet!!!!! |
| Re: Nairaland General Mid-year Test by DeHero1: 2:33pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
VickJames: JeffreyJamez: Extra sheetzzz for these sh!tzzz  |
| Re: Nairaland General Mid-year Test by JeffreyJamez(m): 2:35pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
| Re: Nairaland General Mid-year Test by grad2012(f): 3:54pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
lols simple i yaff finish  |
| Re: Nairaland General Mid-year Test by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
| Re: Nairaland General Mid-year Test by Nobody: 4:14pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
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| Re: Nairaland General Mid-year Test by VinPeace(m): 4:22pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
I cant stop laughing... Joke section |
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