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The Real Meaning Of Types Of Kisses by jpj(m): 12:28pm On Feb 18, 2009 |
> I want u to know the message >I pass when kissing and touching U. > The Lovers of the Heart > > In order to form > a more perfect kiss, > enable the mighty hug to promote > to whom we please > but one kiss. > > > > Article 1: > > Statement of Love: > The Kiss > > 1. > Kiss on the hand > I adore you > > 2. > Kiss on the cheek > I just want to be friends > > 3. > Kiss on the neck > I want you > > 4. > Kiss on the lips > I love you > > 5. > Kiss on the ears > I am just playing > > 6. > Kiss anywhere else > lets not get carried away > > 7. > Look in your eyes > kiss me > > 8. > Playing with your hair > I can't live without you > > > ,d9. > Hand on your waist > I love you to much to let you go > > > > > Article 2: > The Three Steps > > 1. > Girls: > If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him. > > 2. > Guys > If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still > good. > > 3. > Guys &Girls > Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare. > > > > Article 3: > The Commandments > > 1. > Thou shall not squeeze > too hard. > > 2. > Thou shall not ask for a kiss, > but take one. > > 3. > Thou shall kiss > at every opportunit y. > > > * Remember * > A peach is a peach > A plum is a plum, > A kiss isn't a kiss > Without some tongue. > So open up your mouth > close your eyes, > and give your tongue > some exercise!!! > > Here are a few reasons > why guys like girls: > > 1. > They will always smell good > even if its just shampoo > > 2. > The way their heads always > find the right spot on our shoulder > > 3. > How cute they look when they sleep > > 4. > The ease in which they fit into our arms > > 5. > The way they kiss you and > all of a sudden everything > is right in the world > > 6. > How cute they are when they eat > > 7. > The way they take hours > to get dressed > but in the end > it makes it all worth while > > 8. > Because they are always > warm even when its minus 30 outside > > 9. > The way they look good > no matter what they wear > > 10. > The way they fish for compliments > even though you both know that you > think she's the most > beautiful thing on this earth > > 11. > How cute they are when they argue > > 12. > The way her hand always finds yours > > 13. > The way they smile > > 14. > The way you feel > when you see their name > on the call ID > after you just had a big fight > > 15. > The way she says > "lets not fight anymore" > even though you know that > an hour later, > > 16. > The way they kiss when > you do something nice for them > > 17. > The way they kiss you > when you say > "I love you" > > 18. > Actually , > just the way they kiss you, > > 19. > The way they fall into your arms > when they cry > > 20. > Then the way they apologize > for crying over something that silly > > 21. > The way they hit you <b>bold</b> 6 Likes |
Re: The Real Meaning Of Types Of Kisses by Moyola(f): 12:29pm On Feb 18, 2009 |
alwyt! |
Re: The Real Meaning Of Types Of Kisses by lordmassac(m): 8:10pm On Feb 18, 2009 |
this guy i know sey your lips go don peel finish you don kiss soabi all kind of kisses. na wahooooooooooo |
Re: The Real Meaning Of Types Of Kisses by lysaa(f): 12:30am On Feb 19, 2009 |
idk if this is the ryt section for this even tho its an old piece. |
Re: The Real Meaning Of Types Of Kisses by lilsweet(f): 12:09pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
if dis is wat goes on in my guy's mind wen kissing me den i wount stop kissing him... nice work bro |
Re: The Real Meaning Of Types Of Kisses by lilsweet(f): 12:11pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
if dis is wat goes on in my guy's mind wen kissing me den i wou'nt stop kissing him... nice work bro. |
Re: The Real Meaning Of Types Of Kisses by jbblues24(m): 11:30am On May 31, 2019 |
This is alluring and classic =) |
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