WAHALA (TROUBLE)
is:
~When the person
interviewing you at your
new job is the same guy
you insulted in traffic {........You go
apologisetire.: O} ~When you tell your
friend "your mama!!!" and
turn around and see his
or her mum staring at
you {.........Meeeh n, you go collect plenty
slap.}
~When Mosquito lands
on your father's bald
head and you try to kill it
with your bare hands. {........You must provide
the proof ohh!, or
else,,,,.}
~When you update
"salary things" on
facebook and your landlord comments"on
point" {.........You go
travel go villa by force.}
~When you dey on top
okada and the okada
man dey ping {........Na automaticticket to Baba God be dat.:}
~When you finish eating
in an eatery and you find
out your wallet fell out in
a taxi {......Start to
prepare your grammar wey big pass the one of
Hon. Patrick.}
~When olympic gold
medalist Usain Bolt
chases you with a
Cutlass {......Ol'boy, just stop begin beg am sharp!
sharp.}
~When you give beggar
#5000 note instead of
#50.{.....Gener osity go change clubside.}
~When your husband
dey play wit you, your
pikin shout "daddy you
no sabi, nobe so
gateman dey do am {......you no say water
don pass garri}
~When you see your
wife for the same hotel
you go with your babe
{.....O! boy start fast calculations.oO ! Before the situation go
resemble BODMAS and
CALCULUS}
~When you're in a bus
and you throw away
#1000 note instead of gala wrapper.
{........Ol'boy , E don red for your eyes be dat!
cry}
~When you carry your
new girlfriend go
Genesis Fast Food in
Enugu. She chop pass the money wey you
carry, {........ I swear, you
go wash plate tire}
~When you lie for girl in
a bus say you be army
officer, police for check point come ask: IDENTIFY
URSELF SIR {......the
market wey you buy
pass alaba market}
~When you are on a
plane and you heard the pilot shouting "Oh! my
God" {..... Na prayer for
forgiveness be dat.oOh!}
~When your galfriend
enter your room and she
discover say pant wey no be her own dey for
your drawer {...... Guy,
just prepare lies wey
win Guinness Book of
records else you go
wear seatbelt ontop okada.}
~When you mistakenly
send the love text meant
for your boyfriend to
your father {....... Chei!
You have serious explanation to do if you
no want your papa to
forget em hand for your
face.}
~When you mistakenly
pour dirty water with oil from your upstair and
em go splash for soldier
men patrol motor
{.........hmm! Your own
don kpeme be dat cos
you go suffer like Damaturu cows.}
~When you dey beside a
guy in a commercial bus
and he says "watch out
in the next 30 seconds,
the bomb wey I carry go explode.oO!"{.. ...... Omo gbege and catastrophy
don tie wrapper for
you.oO!}
~When your dad works
at NEPA and they take
light and you shout "God punish NEPA" and he's
there with you {.......Na
your mama go start to
pay yourschool fees.}
~When you read this
joke beside a psychiatric doctor,{...... na ontop
psychiatric hospital bed
with chains you go find
yourself.}

Lmao. . . Meeeeehnnn dis is wondaful. . . Soo on point

ekwurekwu: WAHALA (TROUBLE)
is:
~When the person
interviewing you at your
new job is the same guy
you insulted in traffic {........You go
apologisetire.: O} ~When you tell your
friend "your mama!!!" and
turn around and see his
or her mum staring at
you {.........Meeeh n, you go collect plenty
slap.}
~When Mosquito lands
on your father's bald
head and you try to kill it
with your bare hands. {........You must provide
the proof ohh!, or
else,,,,.}
~When you update
"salary things" on
facebook and your landlord comments"on
point" {.........You go
travel go villa by force.}
~When you dey on top
okada and the okada
man dey ping {........Na automaticticket to Baba God be dat.:}
~When you finish eating
in an eatery and you find
out your wallet fell out in
a taxi {......Start to
prepare your grammar wey big pass the one of
Hon. Patrick.}
~When olympic gold
medalist Usain Bolt
chases you with a
Cutlass {......Ol'boy, just stop begin beg am sharp!
sharp.}
~When you give beggar
#5000 note instead of
#50.{.....Gener osity go change clubside.}
~When your husband
dey play wit you, your
pikin shout "daddy you
no sabi, nobe so
gateman dey do am {......you no say water
don pass garri}
~When you see your
wife for the same hotel
you go with your babe
{.....O! boy start fast calculations.oO ! Before the situation go
resemble BODMAS and
CALCULUS}
~When you're in a bus
and you throw away
#1000 note instead of gala wrapper.
{........Ol'boy , E don red for your eyes be dat!
cry}
~When you carry your
new girlfriend go
Genesis Fast Food in
Enugu. She chop pass the money wey you
carry, {........ I swear, you
go wash plate tire}
~When you lie for girl in
a bus say you be army
officer, police for check point come ask: IDENTIFY
URSELF SIR {......the
market wey you buy
pass alaba market}
~When you are on a
plane and you heard the pilot shouting "Oh! my
God" {..... Na prayer for
forgiveness be dat.oOh!}
~When your galfriend
enter your room and she
discover say pant wey no be her own dey for
your drawer {...... Guy,
just prepare lies wey
win Guinness Book of
records else you go
wear seatbelt ontop okada.}
~When you mistakenly
send the love text meant
for your boyfriend to
your father {....... Chei!
You have serious explanation to do if you
no want your papa to
forget em hand for your
face.}
~When you mistakenly
pour dirty water with oil from your upstair and
em go splash for soldier
men patrol motor
{.........hmm! Your own
don kpeme be dat cos
you go suffer like Damaturu cows.}
~When you dey beside a
guy in a commercial bus
and he says "watch out
in the next 30 seconds,
the bomb wey I carry go explode.oO!"{.. ...... Omo gbege and catastrophy
don tie wrapper for
you.oO!}
~When your dad works
at NEPA and they take
light and you shout "God punish NEPA" and he's
there with you {.......Na
your mama go start to
pay yourschool fees.}
~When you read this
joke beside a psychiatric doctor,{...... na ontop
psychiatric hospital bed
with chains you go find
yourself.}

i laugh sotey i go touch my landlord dick.i go arrest u.

Man u tried o. I laugh so the I forgot my name.

lack of knowledge my people will always perish. why u for copy the whole post before mteeeeeew