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Fact About Life by josola(m): 7:13am On Jun 05, 2015 |
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"! 3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped. 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it. 5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter. ✅Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else. 1 Like |
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