Rapper Eva Alordiah published an open letter
to the President of Nigeria, Muhammadu
Buhari on her blog.
In the letter she makes suggestions for a
better Nigeria based on what the people need
and what she has experienced in neighboring
countries.
She wrote:
Dear Mr President Buhari sir,
What a pleasure it is to send you
a letter my man!
Kai kai kai! I am so honored to
be communicating with you like
this yo.
I am going to go straight to the
point and skip all unnesscesary
mumbo-jumbo.
There are two sides to everything
Mr President and the only way
you are going to take our dear
Nigeria to canaan is by
understanding this fact and
knowing what to do with this
information.
Lucky for you I have done that
job and all you have to do now
is pay me daddy!
Now there are two sides to what
Nigeria needs. There is your side,
and there is the peoples’ side.
You know your side, and it must
be a really good thing you have
planned because the mighty God
I serve couldn’t have put you in
this position by mistake **except
of cause you think you got here
by sheer luck or votes of the
people** Taahh!
You have to know what the
peoples’ side is Mr President.
What are our needs, what do we
yearn for, what do we need to
heal our souls, how can we put
us on the paths that would help
our dreams come true. We are
the ones living through the
severe hardship of our great
country, We are the ones
working for the country despite
the inhumane conditions we
have to work in. We have tried
our best so far and we have
done well. Just imagine how
much further we could take this
country to with your help and
dedication.
If I were in your shoes, which I
sincerely do not think I am
worthy of, (I’d stick to my
stilettos thank you very much) I
would listen to the Nigerian
people.
The only way you can change
this country is by doing for us. If
you do for us then you do for
yourself too.
I sha know you are where you
are by grace and by grace you
will succeed at moving Nigeria
forward, in Jesus Christ name,
Amen
Today 1st of June is
Independence day here in Kenya
and I am staring out into the
most amazing view of trees and
greenery thinking how so
beautiful this place is.
Take a trip Mr President, to
Kenya. See bah, you don’t even
have to go too far guy, only
Kenya, our next day neighbour
fa.
It is heaven here guy!! Not
entirely though, because the
people have troubles of their
own too. They have security
issues just as much as every
other country does, they have
corruption in high places too.
But they are the most happy
people I have ever being around.
The place is soooooooo beautiful
and life here feels like what life
should be in Nigeria if we could
just put in a little effort.
3 things I brought home with me
from Nairobi?
1. They Love genuinely!
The Kenyans just love. They care
about one and another and they
do things, not just because there
is something in it for them but
because they believe when they
do for one, they do for self.
Love.
This is what the Universe
operates on. Can you inspire and
instil the value of one love in the
hearts of the Nigerian people?
2. They enjoy 24 hours electricity
supply. Everywhere. If the power
has to go off, the people are
notified. You know what this
does? You know what this
means? This means that
businesses work without the
extra hustle that lack of power
brings! And if businesses are
working the people are
successful. If the people are
successful, the country is
successful.
If you do not do anything at all,
please give the Nigerian people
constant power supply. I say this
on behalf of every Nigerian. We
all know how this can improve
every sector of the Nigerian
economy so I would not make
this letter longer than should be
by stating the obvious.
3. If you cannot do No.1 and
No.2 I sincerely doubt you would
be able to do anything at all. So
lets keep it at 1 and 2 and when
you have accomplished those, I’d
write you yet another letter to
tell you the third most important
thing I got from Kenya.
Now I really like you guy. Prior
to becoming the President,
congratulations again, I heard a
lot of things about you. Bad
things. And some good. You
know how people are, people
talk, and boy was there much
talk on your matter! I didn’t
make any judgement of you
however. I don’t roll like that. I
have decided to make my own
personal assessment of you
myself based on what I
experience during your time.
So far I think I like you. You are
the kind of guy I could have my
morning coffee with. With Mr
Jega of course. I like that guy.
Don’t lose him.
I was also thinking it would be a
really cool thing to work for you.
Like I said, I like you.
I could be your special adviser
on youth affairs and extra-
curricular activities. With my
position and influence in
Entertainment and Music, I am
quite confident that creating a
direct communication pathway
between your government and
the Nigerian youth would be an
easy feat for me. Although I
charge by the hour, I promise
not to go overboard with my
billing. Think about this.
Please note however, there are a
lot of issues you have to deal
with in Nigeria don’t get me
wrong. Power is just one of
them. There are issues with
Education, Transportation,
Corruption, Health services,
Energy, Security…the list is
endless and I’d hate to scatter
your head just yet. You sef sabi
this thing.
My Nigerian friends online are
going to be sending in comments
below this post to tell you what
they want and how they think
your Government can move
Nigeria forward. Please be
prepared there would be a lot of
comments.
You see I have begun my duties
and we haven’t even made my
position official. I do this Mr
President Buhari sir. I do this!
Do not forget what I said kind
Sir, there is your side, and there
is the Nigerian side. Remember
God speaks through men, if you
listen to the people, you listen to
God.
I like you Mr President Buhari
Sir. I think I might really like
you. My Album “1960” drops
next week! I’d send you an
autographed physical copy,
please send a picture holding it
up will you? Thank you! God
bless you. God bless Nigeria.
Dear Nigerians, this is your
moment, The President is
reading this. Have something to
say? Some suggestions maybe?
Please air your views and
opinions in the comments below.
Say it. As e dey do you for bodi,
just say it.

i dont tink Eva sed all dis.