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Rules For Football As Kids. by Focal(m): 10:53pm On Jun 06, 2015
When We Were Kids... 1.The fat kid was always the
goalkeeper. 2. The owner of the ball decides who
plays.
3. Penalties were awarded only if injured
player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when
everyone is tired.
5. No matter how many goals you
score, the winner will be determined by the last
team to score.
6. No referees and linesmen. You
could run with the ball even behind the goal post.
7.
If you don't participate in repairing the ball, you will
be given a match ban.
8. If you're picked last, you're
a loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch
the ball from the tree when it got stuck, under the
car or in another person's compound to play in the
next game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over!
11. You were allowed to
change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty.
12. The
most skillful player get an automatic selection. True
or false? You can add yours.

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Re: Rules For Football As Kids. by Timerkin1: 11:44pm On Jun 16, 2015
KO
Re: Rules For Football As Kids. by kiddkash(m): 7:07am On Jun 17, 2015
true talk

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