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Chicken Advice by tytylayor: 9:54am On Feb 19, 2009
The chickens in a large hen house started to quarrel, wounded each other and many of them died every day. The upset farmer hurried to a consultant, and asked for a solution to his problem.

"Add baking-powder to the chickens' food," said the consultant, "it will calm them down."

After a week the farmer came back to the consultant and said: "My chickens continue to die. What shall I do?"

"Add strawberry juice to their drinking water, that will help for sure".

A week passed, and again the farmer came to the consultant: "My chickens are still quarrelling. Do you have some more advice?"

"I can give you more and more advice," answered the consultant. "The real question is whether you have more chickens."
Re: Chicken Advice by Ben13: 10:02am On Feb 19, 2009
hehehe. . . .the farmer must be clems cheesy
Re: Chicken Advice by tytylayor: 10:09am On Feb 19, 2009
hahahaha. . . . . . . and d adviser must be u grin
Re: Chicken Advice by Ben13: 2:09pm On Feb 19, 2009
thank gawd my name is not u kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Chicken Advice by romsky: 6:20pm On Feb 19, 2009
inglish palaba don hook benjy
Re: Chicken Advice by dani1luv: 6:33pm On Feb 19, 2009
LOL. . .
Re: Chicken Advice by clemcykul(f): 9:23am On Feb 20, 2009
i love chicken with passion grin
Re: Chicken Advice by Ben13: 9:27am On Feb 20, 2009
who ask you
Re: Chicken Advice by clemcykul(f): 11:19am On Feb 20, 2009
no one, cuss no one can.
Re: Chicken Advice by romsky: 1:00pm On Feb 20, 2009
dceiva yaself
Re: Chicken Advice by tytylayor: 1:12pm On Feb 20, 2009
tell am
Re: Chicken Advice by Ben13: 1:25pm On Feb 20, 2009
the return of little johnnie
Re: Chicken Advice by sylve11: 1:46pm On Feb 20, 2009
Re: Chicken Advice by Ben13: 1:54pm On Feb 20, 2009
who put tribal marks for your head?
Re: Chicken Advice by tytylayor: 3:04pm On Feb 20, 2009
no be u? no be jealousy make u do am? u tink i will leave him for u abi? na lie tongue
Re: Chicken Advice by Ben13: 3:15pm On Feb 20, 2009
see quarrell o shocked
Re: Chicken Advice by romsky: 3:20pm On Feb 20, 2009
u self go luk 4 village girl wey u fit maintain
Re: Chicken Advice by sylve11: 3:27pm On Feb 20, 2009
wetin u mean by that?
Re: Chicken Advice by Ben13: 3:47pm On Feb 20, 2009
tankuuuu!!!

help me ask am. tatafo
Re: Chicken Advice by sylve11: 4:58pm On Feb 20, 2009
u chop kulikuli?
Re: Chicken Advice by Ben13: 5:08pm On Feb 20, 2009
noooooooooo!!

e don tay wey I chop am. about one hour ago undecided
Re: Chicken Advice by Abbygyal(f): 8:58pm On Feb 20, 2009
lol
Re: Chicken Advice by dyabman(m): 11:37pm On Feb 20, 2009
lol for locky
Re: Chicken Advice by Ben13: 10:32am On Feb 21, 2009
who be this termite? kiss
Re: Chicken Advice by romsky: 11:27am On Feb 21, 2009
A fun is a milk in the success of a breast
Re: Chicken Advice by clemcykul(f): 1:05pm On Feb 21, 2009
breast sucker like you, see your long mouth.
Re: Chicken Advice by romsky: 1:11pm On Feb 21, 2009
i am still a step behind u
Re: Chicken Advice by sylve11: 1:19pm On Feb 21, 2009
clemcykul:

breast sucker like you, see your long mouth.

wood pecker, u meant.
Re: Chicken Advice by romsky: 1:22pm On Feb 21, 2009
bench warmer
Re: Chicken Advice by Ben13: 1:22pm On Feb 21, 2009
tatafo master
Re: Chicken Advice by romsky: 1:26pm On Feb 21, 2009
tatafo dispatcher
Re: Chicken Advice by clemcykul(f): 1:47pm On Feb 21, 2009
and u the documenta

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