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Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by smallrincowis16(m): 1:34pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
BREAKING NEWS – Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam, Credits Hamza Yusuf JULY 7, 2014 | MULLAHLIAMADDEEN | 1 COMMENT In a press conference today, former US president George W Bush announced to the world that he has decided to convert to the Islamic faith. This amazing conversion story has shocked both the global Muslim community and the American public. Bush appeared before the media, along side his long time friend and confidante Shaikh Hamza Yusuf, to tell of his conversion and to answer any questions from those in attendance. Describing how he felt after he had embraced the faith, Bush said, “Well, in the words of the great James Brown, I feel good. Like I knew that I would. I feel good. So good. So good. I got you Allah.” The former commander and chief continued, “After takin’ my shay-hay-day, I feel such a sense of relief, such a sense of calm. Like the calm after the storm when the rescue teams come. Like the calm after Katrina, y’all know what I mean?” A reflective Bush continued to tell of his long time affection for Islam, “I always said, even while I occupied my office and Iraq, that Islam was a religion of peace, and I really meant that. I know I lied about other things, but that was one of the true ones. Y’all are so nice, an’ welcoming. Almost like a whole religion of Texans. It really changed my life when I found out white people could be Muzlums too. Its like I learned somethin’ or somethin’. Its hard to express what I’m feelin’ in words y’all will understand. Knocked my socks off, tell ya what. Knocked ’em clean off. Its like someone just came in and turned all the lights on. I was in complete darkness pretty much before, but now I feel pretty happy. I feel fresh like a new born baby boy.” When asked if it was his own self studying of the religion that had brought him to his decision, Bush stated, “Well to be honest, not really, not really no. I mean, I have been a friend for a long time with my buddy Hamza here,” the former president said as he slapped Shaikh Hamza Yusuf on the knee in a jovial manner. Speaking of his long time mentor, Bush said, “I give a lot of credit to Shaikh Hamza, or Hammy as I like to call him. Hammy an’ me go way back, and he’s helped me a lot you know, teachin’ me the basics of the deeni-oolla. How’s my teej-wad Hammy?” Shaikh Hamza Yusuf smiled, nodding his head in the affirmative. The respected California based scholar offered much praise for the newly converted Bush, “I have known brother George for over a decade now. I can remember the first time I met him in the Oval Office. There was just something about him, I could see noor just pouring off his face,” the Shaikh said as he began to tear up, “I thought… (sniff), Wallahi… Huwa min Ahlil Jannah!… (sniff)… and I made du’a for him ‘Oh Allah, give this beautiful man faith in You.’ And here he is today, he has said his testimony in front of two witnesses. His whole past life of sins are totally wiped clean, he has a fresh start. He is totally forgiven, completely innocent, as the day he was born.” “Yeah, I like that part,” chuckled the former president. “Cuz I’ve made some real doozies in my day. But its all smooth sailin’ from here on in to Janet Faradawzi. That’s the Muzlum word for heaven. I don’t know who Janet was, maybe Adam’s third wife or somethin’.” Among the gathered reporters was Muntadhar al-Zaidi, an Iraqi journalist and broadcaster who infamously threw his size 10 shoe at the then President several years prior. Al-Zaidi addressed the newly converted Bush saying, “Mr. President, I am so overjoyed that you have embraced the true religion, and you have come to your senses. I just want to say that please accept my apology for throwing my size 10 shoe at you, and for calling you a dog. It is really wrong for a Muslim to hurt another Muslim, so I just wanted to ask your pardon for that lack of good manners.” “Well here’s the deal Zaidi,” Bush said, “I sure do forgive you. I mean, if Allah can forgive all the things I did to your country of Iraq, and all the things I did in Afghaniland, I think I can find it in my heart to forgive a Muzlum brother. So al ham-doo-la-la-la. So long as ya aren’t one of them shi’ites, its all good bud.” With that, the former leader of the free world ended the press conference with prayers of peace and a heartfelt thank you, “Thank y’all so much for being so kind, really means somethin’ to me. Wa lakaam asalaam wa rami-toola wa abracadbratuhu. I’m still workin’ on my teej-wad, but y’all know what I mean. Peace.” 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Nobody: 1:38pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
Why are they all converting to Muslim , something is smelling |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by smallrincowis16(m): 1:55pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
adeekiti: that's the promise of Allah |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by clintino700(m): 2:15pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
SMH.. I smell something bad next |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Ovacoma: 3:01pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
smallrincowis16:source ,or just taqiyya? |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
smallrincowis16:Bunch of deperate id.iots. Is that want Islam is all about propaganda and lies . 1 Like |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Nobody: 3:31pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
No, I'm a muslim but this news is false, his daughter is a muslim but he is not. Call me a bad muslim but I don't even want him to be, I want him to burn in hell for all his crimes. |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Nobody: 3:32pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
Ovacoma: Can you just shut up with the whole taqiya rubbish? Hypocrite! https://www.nairaland.com/2372289/taqiya-ultimate-deception |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Ovacoma: 3:47pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
ZoranderGraeme:did you tell the op that lied to promote Islam to shut up? You are the hypocrite, as the the lies of the op soothe u. 2 Likes |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
ZoranderGraeme:Shut up you liar. His whole family members are christians |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
ZoranderGraeme: Ovacoma: Read the truth about taqiya, it's a christian tradition. |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Nobody: 4:04pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
JohnnySins: Many news outlets reported the news and there's even a youtube video, I'm not sure about their authenticity, but I have not been given any reason to doubt them, until now? Please if you have any evidence that refutes this, I need to see it. I don't like being misinformed. |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
ZoranderGraeme:The person you are referring to is called lauren booth, she is british and she's not George bush's daughter. His two children are christians |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Nobody: 4:22pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
JohnnySins: Well that makes sense. But do you have any source that confirms this? |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Nobody: 4:29pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
ZoranderGraeme:There is something founded in 1998. It's very good at answering questions and giving sources. It called GOOGLE. Google lauren booth's picture (tony blair's sister inlaw), compare it wilth the YouTube video you watched. Then Google goerge bush's children and check their religion. |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
JohnnySins: You don't have to be sarcastic. Alright, it seems I was wrong, my fault entirely. George Bush and everyone in his family are christians. Lol! Unfortunate for them but good news for me. Thanks for clearing it up for me, douche. 1 Like |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by OJODEL10(m): 4:59pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
It's ok, remember when michael jackson converted muslim after sometime he died. So what next. |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Nobody: 5:24pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
OJODEL10:It's a lie, he never converted |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Nobody: 7:46pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
JohnnySins: Lol! You refuting all these does not add to or take away from our cause, I get you're crusading for the truth, but you behave as if by them accepting or not accepting it actually proves anything. They being famous is of no use to God, and I don't know why some think famous people accepting islam is any different from a peasant on the streets of somalia accepting islam, for in the eyes of God, that peasant is worth a billion times more than the famous dweeb who chose to go astray. God doesn't need them. Sahih International: O mankind, you are those in need of Allah , while Allah is the Free of need, the Praiseworthy. Quran 35:15 Sahih International Those who have believed and whose hearts are assured by the remembrance of Allah . Unquestionably, by the remembrance of Allah hearts are assured." Quran 13:28 1 Like |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by onetrack(m): 8:35pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
Bush did not convert to Islam. It's the same type of lie as the one about Neil Armstrong hearing the call to prayer on moon. Rubbish. However, let me say that I am glad he is a Christian and not an atheist which would dirty our reputation. |
Re: Former US President George W Bush Converts To Islam by Ovacoma: 9:30pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
onetrack:i even read the false claim of ricardo kaka conversion. Religion built on must be sustain by lies. |
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