FUNNY THOUGHTS
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1..If your woman catches you
looking at another woman,turn
to her and say "sweetheart", I’m
glad you don’t dress like that
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2..Whenever you are in a position
to help someone, just do it and
be glad because God is
answering someone’s prayers
through you
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3..Maturity is keeping quiet when
your girlFriend is barking and
nagging at you then you kiss her
on forehead and say "sorry boo"
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4..If your boyfriend or girlfriend
has no texts in their phone's
history, chances are you are
being cheated on
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5..Never give up on your dreams
so keep sleeping
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6.. DEAR GIRL FRIEND: Don't go
out to insult hefty guys, I won't
fight back but I promise to be
beside you on d hospital bed
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7.. Don't worry about girls that
be calling your boyfriend pet
names like baby, boo,honey..Be
more worried of the ones
sending him bible quotes...Those
ones plan to stay for a long time
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8.. Before you say something to
someone always think about
how you would feel if someone
told you the same thing.
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9.. EXPECT more from yourself
than from Others because
EXPECTATION from others HURTS
a lot While EXPECTATION from
yourself INSPIRES a lot
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10.. History repeats itself, liars will
be liars, cheaters will be cheaters
and the person who has always
been there for you will always be
there
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11.. No matter what you may be
going through there is always
someone going through
worse..Be grateful for your life
and look at the positives...
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Enjoy! LOL

Imagine your daughter dating a guy like you. How do you feel? Bad? Then change.