Anything which is absurd is utterly foolish and unreasonable. ..Here are some list of absurd statement...

-To sweeten his tea the boy put a spoonful of salt in it.

-The man is not so tall as he was when a baby.

-I Hope to attend the concert which took place last week.

-The witness was asked, "where you near the horse when it kicked you?"

-The storm, which began yesterday, has continued for three days without a break.

-one day at the sea side a man dived from a high platform. when he was halfway down he suddenly noticed that the tide was out and that he would strike his head on the rocks below. this frightened him so much that he changed his mind and jumped back to the platform. .


Add yours... anything absurd...let's see how funny it cld be.