I had 6 pencils altogether & gave away 3 of them to my little brother. I had 9 pencils left.
The man is not so tall as he was when a baby.
The express train sped along swiftly & silently as it had square wheels.
A tramp, wishing to lengthen his blanket, took a bit off the top & added it to the bottom.
"Kind sir! Please give me a copper as I'm deaf & dumb," cried the old beggar.
The bombing, which began yesterday, has continued for 3 days without a break.
"The elephant is a bonny bird,
it flits from bough to bough,
it makes its nest in the rhubarb tree, & whistles like a cow."
"Twas in the month of Abuja,
in the city of July,
the rain was snowing heavily,
and the streets were very dry."
A father wrote to his son, "I enclose a postal order for £1. If u don't receive this letter, please let me know at once."
2 Eskimos were having a chat. The weather was so cold that, when one of them spoke, his words froze into blocks of ice. The other had to melt the blocks on a frying pan in order to find out what his friend had been saying.

This is wah You are an absurdity yourself!!! GBAM!

where is d joke?

[Silanka]where is d joke? Inside dat ur cup