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The Rich Man And The Sexy Girl[+18 imagery picture] by Feranmicharles(m): 3:11pm On Jun 13, 2015
Once upon a time,'twas in the time of "you get money,you get it". Everything seems so easy for the rich men,where they get whatever commodity the desiresad,life wasn't fair for poorsad

Happy me,am one of wealthy people in the society of YGMYGI. On this fateful day,I was with my convoy,cruising,showing off,enjoying,'twas a party galore on that day(in my SUV).

Behold,I saw a very shining beautiful Lady,no spot,all clean with a man holding her hand,a poor man kiss As a rich man, I bid a ride,she concurredsmiley. We both got home,she was in my arms,looking into her eyes and she,vice-versa. I see myself in her face,when I smile she smiles,frown,she too.

Then we landed in the room,for the real drama,I dropped her on the floor for a preen,then I turned her around, 360 degree,I was actually carried away by her beauty,not knowing that life isn't fair on her back view(patched cardboard with nylon)

Now,I became angry,hit her,smashed her on the floor,WHY? Cause a wealthy man can do anything,right? Then I picked her up,looked into her,turned the flat back view to my knee,banging and hitting,there I go.

Astonishment: she said "no matter how you bang,hit or smash me,I won't scream nor shout,and you can never stop me from staring at you.

"Jogolo,I called my head aide to pack the silly mirror out of my room,and depose it on the dung hill"

tongue

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Re: The Rich Man And The Sexy Girl[+18 imagery picture] by Nobody: 3:16pm On Jun 13, 2015
whats your problem?

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Re: The Rich Man And The Sexy Girl[+18 imagery picture] by Feranmicharles(m): 3:17pm On Jun 13, 2015
patrickdarlins:
whats your problem?
grin ehyah sorry
Re: The Rich Man And The Sexy Girl[+18 imagery picture] by Nobody: 3:26pm On Jun 13, 2015
tongue
Re: The Rich Man And The Sexy Girl[+18 imagery picture] by Feranmicharles(m): 3:27pm On Jun 13, 2015
Jklue007:
Turns me off
turns you offundecided
Re: The Rich Man And The Sexy Girl[+18 imagery picture] by JbravoAdodger(m): 4:54pm On Jun 13, 2015
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Re: The Rich Man And The Sexy Girl[+18 imagery picture] by czarr(m): 8:57pm On Jun 13, 2015
.....I get it.

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