HOW TO CATCH A THIEF 101 By Tonytizzle

The American police style:
Allow the thief catch you, then you catch the thief

The China police style:
chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him

The Arab police style:
kidnap the thief's wife,and threaten the thief to surrender

The Indian police style:
Allow a pretty damsel sing for him 2 lure him closer, then you catch him

The Naija police style:
Catch any person on the street, beat him until he
agrees he is a Thief!
True Or False?

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In An Effort To Determine The Top Crime Agency In
Nigeria.
The President Narrowed The Field To Three
Finalist: The SSS, The Army & The Nigerian Police
Force.
The Three Contenders Were Given The Task Of
Catching A Rabbit Which Was Released In The
Forest.
The SSS Went Into The Forest, Placed Animal
Informants Throughout The Whole Forest. They
Questioned All Plant & Mineral Witnesses. After 3
good Months Of Extensive Investigation, They
Concluded That The Rabbit Don't Exist.
The Army Went Into The Forest. After 3 Weeks
Without No Capture, They Burnt The Whole Forest
Killing Everything In It Including The Rabbit. They
Made No Apologies. The Rabbit Deserved It.
The Nigerian Police Went Into The Forest. They
Came Out Just After 2 Hours Later With A Badly
Beaten Bear. The Bear Was Yelling "Okay,Okay... I
Agree, I'm A Rabbit, I'm A Rabbit.
# lmao