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How To Catch A Thief 101 by tonytizzle: 4:16pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
HOW TO CATCH A THIEF 101 By Tonytizzle The American police style: Allow the thief catch you, then you catch the thief The China police style: chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him The Arab police style: kidnap the thief's wife,and threaten the thief to surrender The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for him 2 lure him closer, then you catch him The Naija police style: Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees he is a Thief! True Or False? www.Facebook.com/FortressCashNigeria 2 Likes |
Re: How To Catch A Thief 101 by tonytizzle: 8:18am On Jun 19, 2015 |
Trending in Nigeria... In An Effort To Determine The Top Crime Agency In Nigeria. The President Narrowed The Field To Three Finalist: The SSS, The Army & The Nigerian Police Force. The Three Contenders Were Given The Task Of Catching A Rabbit Which Was Released In The Forest. The SSS Went Into The Forest, Placed Animal Informants Throughout The Whole Forest. They Questioned All Plant & Mineral Witnesses. After 3 good Months Of Extensive Investigation, They Concluded That The Rabbit Don't Exist. The Army Went Into The Forest. After 3 Weeks Without No Capture, They Burnt The Whole Forest Killing Everything In It Including The Rabbit. They Made No Apologies. The Rabbit Deserved It. The Nigerian Police Went Into The Forest. They Came Out Just After 2 Hours Later With A Badly Beaten Bear. The Bear Was Yelling "Okay,Okay... I Agree, I'm A Rabbit, I'm A Rabbit. # lmao |
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