There is this chick ( name-withheld)on Nairaland I have a crush on but I don't know how to go about meeting ladies on this platform. I will appreciate if you girls can help me?

afuye:

Friends, help me on this .

ask google

I would have said ask Google but apparently someone was thinking in line

... google cant help me ? How can I meet beatiful chick like you ? .

6ty6ix:



ask google

The beautiful ones are yet to be born

afuye:


Friends, help me on this .

ok lemme help U .... Describe the kind of Girl you wanna meet??

I believe you can help me. I'm serious !

McBeee:
I would have said ask Google but apparently someone was thinking in line

I want a slim, fair an working-class chick

2dice:
ok lemme help U .... Describe the kind of Girl you wanna meet??

afuye:
I believe you can help me. I'm serious !

this is my fourth comment on NL, I joined today
so do u still believe im ur love-vendor

bros welcome. I will appreciate if u can help me on this it is urgent

McBeee:

this is my fourth comment on NL, I joined today
so do u still believe im ur love-vendor

afuye:
bros welcome. I will appreciate if u can help me on this it is urgent

u need her for bloodmoney shey?

afuye:
I want a slim, fair an working-class chick

good ... What do you do for a living?

Says who ?

Whizzcute:
you want a working class chick wen you are jobless?

She has not replied my pm for weeks now, what do I do next ?

GeneralQuamdeen:
Send her an Email na.. P.M

I am serious about this, no joke intended please

Masculity:

chick Go to ota farm am sure baba get thausands of chicks.

Says who?

Pinocchioo:
The beautiful ones are yet to be born

A worker / student

2dice:
good ... What do you do for a living?

Front page

cc: lalasticlala ishilove obinoscopy seun

afuye:
I want a slim, fair an working-class chick

chick Go to ota farm am sure baba get thausands of chicks.

Send her an Email na.. P.M

when i saw your profile pics, i cudnt help but laugh.

nice idea !

GeneralQuamdeen:
Send her an Email na.. P.M

what about it ?

Midehi:
when i saw your profile pics, i cudnt help but laugh.

afuye:
what about it ?

better pics now.

thanks, now ur suggestion needed !

Midehi:

better pics now.

Pinocchioo:
The beautiful ones are yet to be born

Chinua Achebe I miss that man

eiyaaaaaa...keep on searching

hey, how are u ?

prettyjo:
eiyaaaaaa...keep on searching

afuye:
There is this chick ( name-withheld)on Nairaland I have a crush on but I don't know how to go about meeting ladies on this platform. I will appreciate if you girls can help me?

very simple! Just stick your pinky finger in your azzhole and recite these words exactly as you see them; lalasticlala, ishilove, seun, farano, fynestboi, ijebabe, (insert her moniker here) x3 then take out your pinky, stick it in your nostril and recite the national pledge after that, stick the same pinky finger in your mouth and suck on it for atleast 5mins while twerking to Marvin Gaye's sexual healing(make sure your azz clap). B4 u've picked up your phone or laptop, your crush must have already Pm'd you. Thank me later bro.

lalasticlala, ishilove, seun, farano, fynestboi, ijebabe, zainyola

PervyByNature:
very simple! Just stick your pinky finger in your azzhole and recite these words exactly as you see them; lalasticlala, ishilove, seun, farano, fynestboi, ijebabe, (insert her moniker here) x3 then take out your pinky, stick it in your nostril and recite the national pledge after that, stick the same pinky finger in your mouth and suck on it for atleast 5mins while twerking to Marvin Gaye's sexual healing(make sure your azz clap). B4 u've picked up your phone or laptop, your crush must have already Pm'd you. Thank me later bro.

PervyByNature:
very simple! Just stick your pinky finger in your azzhole and recite these words exactly as you see them; lalasticlala, ishilove, seun, farano, fynestboi, ijebabe, (insert her moniker here) x3 then take out your pinky, stick it in your nostril and recite the national pledge after that, stick the same pinky finger in your mouth and suck on it for atleast 5mins while twerking to Marvin Gaye's sexual healing(make sure your azz clap). B4 u've picked up your phone or laptop, your crush must have already Pm'd you. Thank me later bro.

You got me cracking mehn, wicked SOB

afuye:
I want a slim, fair an working-class chick

you want a working class chick wen you are jobless?

afuye:
lalasticlala, ishilove, seun, farano, fynestboi, ijebabe, zainyola

oya start twerking. Shake dat tin ya momma gave ya . And make sure your azz claps loudly

izuch:


You got me cracking mehn, wicked SOB

starlingslimnet:
Chinua Achebe I miss that man

The Beautyful Ones Are Not Yet Born was written by Ghanaian Ayi Kwei Armah

PervyByNature:
very simple! Just stick your pinky finger in your azzhole and recite these words exactly as you see them; lalasticlala, ishilove, seun, farano, fynestboi, ijebabe, (insert her moniker here) x3 then take out your pinky, stick it in your nostril and recite the national pledge after that, stick the same pinky finger in your mouth and suck on it for atleast 5mins while twerking to Marvin Gaye's sexual healing(make sure your azz clap). B4 u've picked up your phone or laptop, your crush must have already Pm'd you. Thank me later bro.

You really are a perv

A real perv..... I.have been on Nairaland for a while how can I be a moderator ?

Ishilove:

You really are a perv