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Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by ibroauthen(m): 10:26pm On Jun 22, 2015
Nigerian Police Be Like:

1: Why is your laptop bag empty,u
want to steal laptop and keep it in
the bag abi? Oya enter motor!

2: The victim committed Suicide,
but we just arrested the person that
killed him

3: Oga, this your Range Rover Sport
fine o. Oya use am take jam this wall
make we check weather your airbag
dey work perfectly. But u no gree?
oya park!!!

4: Why your car no get A/C? You wan
use heat kill yourself, you wan
commit
suicide, we will rather arrest you
than let you commit suicide?. Oga
Park well
!
5: The picture in your license you
carry Afro with beards, why do u now
carry low cut without beards uhn?
Ogbeni abeg come down.

6: Why do u have fertilizer in your
boot? You dey grow weed abi?
Follow us to station.

7: Your car radio is playing "Ema
dami duro" young man, if u want to
say something, you better say it
directly!!!

8: Hey Mr man, only you with 3
beautiful ladies inside your car, na
where una dey come from, ok you
don chop yahoo money abi? You wan cum flex dis girls shey? Abeg pull up!

Oya laff *boxing* ..... grin grin grin
Re: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by networkrecharg: 10:27pm On Jun 22, 2015
ibroauthen:
Nigerian Police Be Like:

1: Why is your laptop bag empty,u
want to steal laptop and keep it in
the bag abi? Oya enter motor!

2: The victim committed Suicide,
but we just arrested the person that
killed him

3: Oga, this your Range Rover Sport
fine o. Oya use am take jam this wall
make we check weather your airbag
dey work perfectly. But u no gree?
oya park!!!

4: Why your car no get A/C? You wan
use heat kill yourself, you wan
commit
suicide, we will rather arrest you
than let you commit suicide?. Oga
Park well
!
5: The picture in your license you
carry Afro with beards, why do u now
carry low cut without beards uhn?
Ogbeni abeg come down.

6: Why do u have fertilizer in your
boot? You dey grow weed abi?
Follow us to station.

7: Your car radio is playing "Ema
dami duro" young man, if u want to
say something, you better say it
directly!!!

8: Hey Mr man, only you with 3
beautiful ladies inside your car, na
where una dey come from, ok you
don chop yahoo money abi? You wan cum flex dis girls shey? Abeg pull up!

Oya laff *boxing* ..... grin grin grin

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Re: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by MEGGATRON(m): 10:27pm On Jun 22, 2015
cool
Re: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by powerfulsettingz: 10:29pm On Jun 22, 2015
Young man go to bed in peace
Re: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by MrCork: 10:32pm On Jun 22, 2015
ibroauthen:
Nigerian Police Be Like:

1: Why is your laptop bag empty,u
want to steal laptop and keep it in
the bag abi? Oya enter motor!

2: The victim committed Suicide,
but we just arrested the person that
killed him

3: Oga, this your Range Rover Sport
fine o. Oya use am take jam this wall
make we check weather your airbag
dey work perfectly. But u no gree?
oya park!!!

4: Why your car no get A/C? You wan
use heat kill yourself, you wan
commit
suicide, we will rather arrest you
than let you commit suicide?. Oga
Park well
!
5: The picture in your license you
carry Afro with beards, why do u now
carry low cut without beards uhn?
Ogbeni abeg come down.

6: Why do u have fertilizer in your
boot? You dey grow weed abi?
Follow us to station.

7: Your car radio is playing "Ema
dami duro" young man, if u want to
say something, you better say it
directly!!!

8: Hey Mr man, only you with 3
beautiful ladies inside your car, na
where una dey come from, ok you
don chop yahoo money abi? You wan cum flex dis girls shey? Abeg pull up!

Oya laff *boxing* ..... grin grin grin


....BRO...KINDLY MOVE YOR OGUN STATE TRIBAL MARK FACE TO JOKE SECTION JOR.....romance section is for chasin women!! (No ofeeeensse) angry


CC Ishilove!

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Re: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by Ishilove: 10:34pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrCork:



....BRO...KINDLY MOVE YOR OGUN STATE TRIBAL MARK FACE TO JOKE SECTION JOR.....romance section is for chasin women!! (No ofeeeensse) angry


CC Ishilove!
Cork!!!! cheesy cheesy
Re: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by ibroauthen(m): 10:37pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrCork:



....BRO...KINDLY MOVE YOR OGUN STATE TRIBAL MARK FACE TO JOKE SECTION JOR.....romance section is for chasin women!! (No ofeeeensse) angry


CC Ishilove!


Lol...... funny you
Re: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by ibroauthen(m): 10:38pm On Jun 22, 2015
[quote author=networkrecharg post=35045599][/quote]


Hope say u sabi what u typed?
Re: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by idu1(m): 11:12pm On Jun 22, 2015
Not funny sir. Tenx
Re: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by ibroauthen(m): 11:30pm On Jun 22, 2015
idu1:
Not funny sir. Tenx

EYAH tongue

Na so ur p reach

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