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Fact Of Life by Ifeanyi4491(m): 3:25pm On Jun 26, 2015
In life there are two things involved

Its either u are a man or a woman


If u are a woman u are safe

If u are a man there are two things involved

Its either u are in the military or u are a civilian

If u are a civilian u are safe

If u are in d military there are two things involved

Its either in d office or d war forth

If u are in d office u are safe

If u are in d war forth there are two things involved

Its either u kill somebody or somebody kills u

If u kill somebody u are safe

If somebody kills u there are two things involved

Its either u are buried are left to decay

If u are buried u are safe

If u are allowed to decay there are two things involved

Its either u are used for flowers are trees

If u are used to grow flowers u are safe

if u are used for trees there are two things involved

its either u are used as furniture or as tissue

if u are used for furniture u are safe

If u are used for tissue there are two things involved its either u are used by a man or a woman

if u are used by a man u are safe

If u are used by a woman there are two things involved

its either she used you from d back or from d front

if she used u from d back u are safe

if she use u from d front there are two things involved

its either u contact HIV or STDs

if u contact STDs u are safe

if u contact HIV there is only one thing involved

U will die!!!

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