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| Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by dani1luv: 4:08pm On Feb 28, 2009 |
Kelewa was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful asian girl(gabby) in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" kelewa exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old man" gabby replied. "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," kelewa says. "Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!" gabby exclaimed "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" kelewa stated. gabby:- "NO! Get away from me!" "TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" kelewa offered. She paused to think about it, but then gabby comes to her senses and says, "I said NO!" "FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," kelewa exclaimed. gabby thought, well kelewa is old, and he seems harmless enough, and $500 IS a lot of money, "Well, OK, but only for a minute." gabby loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, kelewa slid his hands underneath and began to feel, then kelewa started saying, "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, " while he was caressing them. Out of curiosity, gabby asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my god, oh my god'?" While continuing to feel her breasts kelewa answered, "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?" |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by Ben13: 8:25pm On Feb 28, 2009 |
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| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by CrazyMan(m): 3:00am On Mar 01, 2009 |
Now that was funny. |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by dani1luv: 4:34pm On Mar 01, 2009 |
Thanks  Ben20001: |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by Gabry(f): 11:47pm On Mar 01, 2009 |
Ben and Dani, assup with you both about kissing each other?  Dani, nawaa to the joke  |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by CrazyMan(m): 12:13am On Mar 02, 2009 |
Gabr do you have extra chewing stick? |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by Gabry(f): 12:17am On Mar 02, 2009 |
Chewing stick? |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by CrazyMan(m): 1:56am On Mar 02, 2009 |
Yes na. I want to wash my mouth properly so we can kiss  |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by Gabry(f): 3:10am On Mar 02, 2009 |
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| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by CrazyMan(m): 7:14am On Mar 02, 2009 |
All your pikin de sleep so nobody go distrub us. |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by Gabry(f): 7:37am On Mar 02, 2009 |
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| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by tytylayor: 7:42am On Mar 02, 2009 |
hehehehehehehe |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by CrazyMan(m): 8:41am On Mar 02, 2009 |
@Gabby all your pikin de sleep so nobody go distrub us. |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by Gabry(f): 9:05am On Mar 02, 2009 |
disturb us for wetin and since when they disturb us? |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by CrazyMan(m): 10:44am On Mar 02, 2009 |
Dem do wake. No worry dis nite I go try my luck again |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by romsky: 11:32am On Mar 02, 2009 |
slippery |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by D1KeleVra(m): 2:21pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
looolz! Dani u are not well. @Gab Sorry i didn't have the $500, i would work for $1000 so i wouldn't be indebted, and also to have an extra minute.  lol. Daniii. |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by dani1luv: 3:03pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
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| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by mykali(m): 4:04pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
llllllmmmmmaaaooo. dany, i didnt know u were this talented |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by Lolabbey: 4:56pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
na wa |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by D1KeleVra(m): 4:58pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
You, go and sit down somewhere jo! |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by dani1luv: 5:03pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
mykali:u wan make i shoot u |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by Lolabbey: 6:00pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
very talented |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by Gabry(f): 1:25am On Mar 03, 2009 |
heheh! heh! |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by dani1luv: 7:33pm On Mar 03, 2009 |
I need My Choc Milk!!!!!!!!!  |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by Gabry(f): 9:48am On Mar 04, 2009 |
Since when you dey drink choc milk? |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by Ben13: 10:10am On Mar 04, 2009 |
It's a disease transfer |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by disease(m): 10:13am On Mar 04, 2009 |
@Ben20001 OK! So u too dey transfer disease shey? |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by Ben13: 10:23am On Mar 04, 2009 |
Lolabbey: |
| Re: Omg! Kelewa & Gabby Again by D1KeleVra(m): 6:44pm On Mar 20, 2009 |
Mr.Ripley |
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