The strangest thing happened to me 4 months ago. I decided to share my experience.

Soo Am staring at my Laptop trying to control the seething Rage inside me as Man utd finished 13th And I got fired---On Footballmanager. My train of thought then was "Break it throw it on the floor". Maybe am not the "Chosen One"
My roomate screams all of a Sudden "FISSSHHHHHHHHHHH" I then see a fish that looks like Sardine Salmon I grab the closest weapon I could find a German made Bazooka.
"Are you mad, you want to kill me" He snatched it from me. Imagine the selfish Bleep. "You want to kill me" not even Us or yourself. We flee from the house and begin a 6 mile nonstop run to get a weapon.
We finally arrive at our Destination My Grandpops house. After explaining the emergency at hand to "Ole Soudja" he gives us a Sawed off Pump action Shotgun called Pride of Biafra.
We thank him and begin our 6 mile run nonstop back to the house. We made it to the gate but we were too tired to go inside. After spending 3 dawns and 3 dusks resting we go inside but we can't find the fish again.
Realizing the economic danger the fish posed. I organized an elite Crack force of special fish-hunters. After 69 days of searching the compound we find the fish in my pot of soup.
I take Aim and FIRE and I Miss. Afterall am used to Bazookas and RPGs. Am no James bond or Hitman or "Ole Soudja". My 3rd attempt was met with splattered Fish brain and Blood. Mission Accomplished.
My train of thoughts were
1. If Only Majority of humans had fish brains, I would be Rich
2. How did it survive for so long in my pot
3. I wonder can I sue Its next of kin for distress, Damge to property and Unlawful trespassing
4. Hmm Maybe I went to far am I heartless? Am I cruel
I could have just adopted it as a pet and nicknamed it Cock-n-Bull.
Let me know what's your strangest experience.

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note: by qouting me, you are officially declaring yourself a mad tsetsefly
and somebody *down below* has done the needful

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