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Admission!!! by hakeem4(m): 9:25pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
A student failed JAMB 5 tyms. 1 day, she travelled 2 visit her frnd in UNILORIN, she fell sick & was admidtted to a hospital there. She later called her mum & said... GIRL: Hello ma MUM:Dat place is silent, where ar u? GIRL: I'm in UNILORIN MUM: Oluwa o se o GIRL: I was admitted MUM: Jesu o se o, Olorun ti doju ti ogun ile wa ti ko fe kio kawe (laughing & dancing) GIRL: Malaria ni MUM: Malaria ni course ti won fun e, course gidi ni o, kawe e daadaa o GIRL: I would b discharged 2moro MUM: Olorun ma je, 4 yrs lo ma lo loruko Jesu. Please don't laff alone, send it to your friends |
Re: Admission!!! by ZeezaRapture(m): 5:41am On Jun 28, 2015 |
Lol.. Op @hakeem4, its not only Yorubas that will come to this thred so try and translate those where there is Yoruba to English. Z.R 3 Likes |
Re: Admission!!! by Nobody: 2:24pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
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Re: Admission!!! by thormz(m): 11:15am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Ahahahaha oh boy......... clap for ursef if d gal use for years to study malaria...abeg wen she go get result |
Re: Admission!!! by thormz(m): 11:15am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Ahahahaha oh boy......... clap for ursef if d gal use for years to study malaria at d hospital ...abeg wen she go get result |
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