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Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by imma2(m): 1:42pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
izzieman: I did not just come to the conclusion. I did not say it's not possible, but there are lotss of things you have not taken into factor. Make I no derail |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by beyoncausme: 1:46pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
interesting.... |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by Minemrys: 2:07pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
chimkaire:<scoffs> who cares? |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by bukatyne(f): 2:56pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Jdesilentkiller: Lol! His head is strong 1 Like |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by sorextee(m): 3:04pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
In nollywood yoruba, where they play Celine Dion) (my heart will go on), in a babalawo scene.. |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by J4parry(m): 3:26pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Number 24 got me laughing so hard. |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by mekadinho(f): 3:37pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
sonofananimal:3BOTTLES OF ORIJIN 4 DS GUY, BROS WHO DEY SERVICE UR BRAIN? DAT PERSON SABI WORK ABEG, I KNW LIK 8 HOLLYWOOD MOVIES WHERE BLACK MEN FIRST DIED B4 THEIR WHITE COUNTERPARTS... ESP HORROR FILMS, D WORST B SAY NA ONLY DAT BLACK GUY DEY IN MIDST OF WHITE, AND HE LL STILL DIE FIRST. DATS RACISM NAA... AND I MUST PROTEST. |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by khalhokage(m): 4:28pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Minemrys: Watch the dark knight returns part 2 |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by eagleccentric(m): 5:32pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
I like your number 8 best. All soldiers take note |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by ghostwritter(m): 5:58pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
mrlaw93:u must be suffering from a disease called 'nofun'....I suggest u see a quack doctor. |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by omocalabar(m): 6:28pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
great664:actor will always jump out the window, a second before the bomb explodes |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by litaninja(m): 6:34pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
CrazyScientist: Number 7 was on mythbusters. For modern passenger planes, this is almost always true, due to the more advanced avionics available... |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by Kisses4rmDxtanx: 6:37pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Only in Nollywood Jim Iyke dey cut Gallas even wen clipper nor dey. Wen u go Lagos u mk money, remain in village, continue wt ur broke *ss. Only in Nollywood drivers dey live 4 mansion. |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by Kisses4rmDxtanx: 6:37pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Only in Nollywood Jim Iyke dey cut Gallas even wen clipper nor dey. Wen u go Lagos u mk money, remain in village, continue wt ur broke *ss. Only in Nollywood drivers dey live 4 mansion. |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by Nobody: 6:38pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
AbuMikey: Why booking space? Grow up |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by SuzieeDee(f): 7:53pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
chigoizie7:abi oh, their stories are all the same. the big difference I see is the title of the movies. and d deep d movie goes d more annoying it becomes |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by medexico(m): 7:59pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Minemrys: Not everyone knows about the krptonite! |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by chigoizie7(m): 8:02pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
SuzieeDee: I hope u ve not been expecting ur guy or hubby to be dat kind of romantic they display there, otherwise OYO is ur case. Hapi sunday |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by SuzieeDee(f): 8:05pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
chigoizie7:no be for mexico dem born romance oh, we get our own style... u no |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by chigoizie7(m): 8:12pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
SuzieeDee: Sharp, thank God u know that, Many gals have been expecting their bf's to be dat kind of romantic to them, and if he is not, then, she presumes, he does not love her enuf. And trouble ensues, Keep our local romance going, dear. One African, One Nigeria, One Love |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by mrlaw93(m): 9:07pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
ghostwritter:lolz |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by kendraloops: 10:06pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Nollywood : You'll see Ini Edo or Tonto Dike acting village girl roles yet they have fake eyelashes on, complete with brightly painted artificial nails and lace wig(hidden by tying a huge scarf on their head). Female actresses never change their hairdo even after writing "5 years later." A young Ini Edo would be light skinned while the real ini Edo, years later, would be dark. |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Why did'nt you add bollywood. You will see when husband and wife died, they did go to heaven and return. Pavitra rishta |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by daveP(m): 1:31am On Jun 29, 2015 |
Well well FOR HOLLYWOOD: A) Only in hollywood, during a hostage situation where the hostage taker knows the every move of the fbi, cia and lapd join(calling him an aggrieved SEAL, marine, etc) He go sabi when dem try one tunnel wey lead to the building. Why the guy in question no go kukuma go the hq of the 3security bodies and reck havoc there? And alll are open to negotiations. B)only in hollywood, where a special camera the speed of a bullet in motion tracks the bullet as it flies past 3shops, two buses and one canopy before it hits target. C) during a road rash with the police, the guy in question always beats them and damages the police cars and zooms off with just one slight bash as evidence. D) the father is a scientist and died before completing his findings. Son grows up and ends his father's work with successes. Spiderman and godzilla nawa o E) spy groups under legal conditions in the country are always the triads network. As for NOLLYWOOD... 1) ghost making a call to tokunbo who is smiling at the other end of the phone and even sipping wine. Haba!! 2) Saidi balogun stabs the water thrice with the camera focussed on his bulgy, blood thirsty eyes atm, and suddenly the lady in the bathtub is dead, the water turns red! Why not show us where the stabbing was going? 3)where aki and pawpaw are the ronaldo and messi of their team, and they dribble and taller guys fall and they even do R2 for keeper and score(Last world cup film). Of course, all were done in slowmotion now! 5)Mr Ibu na mechanic and camera no go show what he is repairing, all we know is he tells the driver to start and that's all. lobatan 6) Ali Nuhu sings about love for 11mins+ and becomes cool the next scene in an hausa film 7)Every kidnap case is linked to a ritualist who knows one badoolee who in turn is connected to Kenneth Okonkwo, who is the assistant to the governor. The badolee is always Hanks Anuku! 8 ) the babe did a charm for the guy to love her and forgets about the "conditions" of the bablao's (brazilian pronunciation of babalawo) charm. 9) osuofia in london and suddenly many films with the suffix "in london" here and there. 10) these addresses are always at the beginning of alllll home videos- Idumota lagos, erm wait... Alagbado lagos, which one again sef. Na only idumota i dey hear pass sha 11) all dying old men die with a cough. Camera made mistake once when the widow still crieth and the "dead body" adjusted on the hospital bed. Which reminds me.... The hospital is any place, animal or thing inasmuch it has a drip stand and a dressed nurse and bed. Then a keyboardist, flutist plays a pitiful hopeful tune to make the viewer "adapt" make i retire 2 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by Khameal007(m): 7:35am On Jun 29, 2015 |
mrlaw93: Maybe you didn't get it .. or your problem is bigger than the punchlines in the write up ... no disrespect intended. |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by Khameal007(m): 7:49am On Jun 29, 2015 |
daveP: Ever heard of no 52 iweka road onitsha ..which is always followed by plot three, two, one Aba... and why the hell is that guy so fast ?..I mean the guy advertising..is he tryin' to minimize commercial expense..or what? 1 Like |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by daveP(m): 11:51am On Jun 29, 2015 |
Khameal007:its been long i brought one home video. Infact i was in primary school or so. So i dont know the "updated addresses" |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by mrlaw93(m): 12:07pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Khameal007: lonelydora: Una try.. |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by Minemrys: 8:01pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
medexico:and why is it that they kn0w it all of a sudden when the plot requires it? |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by Khameal007(m): 10:49pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
daveP: I wasn't referring to the movie as a whole.. my emphasis were on the commercials... or its been long you watched a television too? |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by daveP(m): 9:54am On Jul 04, 2015 |
Khameal007:yeah. That's why i used "updated address" cos they do say the place one can purchase it during the commerecials. |
Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by Khameal007(m): 10:58pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
daveP:ok |
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