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Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by neweraomo: 10:21am On Jun 29, 2015
Next na bomb, idiot set if human being, why cucumber when our own thing never see work do
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by Pope22(m): 10:21am On Jun 29, 2015
softysparky:
No wonder cucumber is very costly now in the market.
It seems you like cucumber...
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by staymore: 10:22am On Jun 29, 2015
holluwai:
Something she can easily walk up to a niccur and ask him to help her service her engine, now her engine don almost knock....na wha o! sad

The engine knock naa! No be almost.

The only solution now is to drop engine.
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by Caesar1988(m): 10:22am On Jun 29, 2015
This is true...D news is all over here in school
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by san316(m): 10:23am On Jun 29, 2015
This story is a big fat lie. hiw can cucumber just break like that? it is not possible.

this should be a lesson for guys that eat at girls' houses. dont it cucumber when they serve it to you.
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by damiloladuke: 10:23am On Jun 29, 2015
yeeeeee this is quite hilarious




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Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by Sulaimon123(m): 10:24am On Jun 29, 2015
All the guys in the campus are they all die? Instead of going to that level why can't she approach any guy she like and tell him to come for her aid
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by Nobody: 10:24am On Jun 29, 2015
Kufie:
If you wanna "do", simply ask a close friend. Don't risk your life. There are boys that are always ready to "do" it.
d I do' boyz
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by pryd(m): 10:25am On Jun 29, 2015
Lacomus:
chai yu are funny niccurgrin

LoLzz boss!
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by ddugeri(m): 10:25am On Jun 29, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
grin cheesy grin
Na to use _dick push am in make e fall inside her belle. Then she go fit _shit am comot cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
hahahaha guy u wicked abeg

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Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by Nobody: 10:26am On Jun 29, 2015
Pope22:
It seems you like cucumber...
Fruits and vegetables.

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Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by Okeikpu(m): 10:26am On Jun 29, 2015
I no see any cucumber ooh....

Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by petrelli07: 10:26am On Jun 29, 2015
lol.... konjinus Okoro is a bast*rd
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by pryd(m): 10:26am On Jun 29, 2015
gbaskiboy:
hmmmmmm! I dey reason with you ooo grin

No be small thing bro cool
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by Vixen101(f): 10:27am On Jun 29, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by ddugeri(m): 10:27am On Jun 29, 2015
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by xynerise: 10:27am On Jun 29, 2015
Not possible.
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by Nobody: 10:28am On Jun 29, 2015
Pope22:



http://www.unnpals.com/campus-flash/unn-cucumber-stuck-on-a-female-student-helping-herself/

The author of this story is a very good "fabricator". They almost got me until I read this part...

She was told by the doctors to provide her parents contact before she could be operated on but she refused and ran away.

Nice try sha...at least it got me laughing. cheesy

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Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by manee2(m): 10:28am On Jun 29, 2015
;DPizhure or ah dnt Blv yhu!!
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by morbeta(m): 10:29am On Jun 29, 2015
This is cloudy lies joor, you can as well tell us the vibrator got stucked in someone hony pot. Vagina is not lagoon.
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by beyoncausme: 10:29am On Jun 29, 2015
cucumber dosent break dat easily....
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by morbeta(m): 10:29am On Jun 29, 2015
This is cloudy lies joor, you can as well tell us that vibrator got stucked in someone hony pot. Vagina is not lagoon.
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by Mznaett: 10:29am On Jun 29, 2015
Pope22 lol how u take know say d tin dey sweet?
You're a suspect infact grin
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by synergycom19: 10:29am On Jun 29, 2015
This is why GOD'S commands that women should marry as a Virgin,but this glris refused.
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by AreaFada2: 10:32am On Jun 29, 2015
jemype:
this is a stupid lie abeg we are not fools

Very common thing actually. Even stuck bottles and other items are seen in every imaginable orifice in A & E departments. Boys/men too. No biggie. cheesy grin.

If she had done it with a bit more care, no risk of STIs or pregnancy. wink

You need to see a funny collection of X-rays of such. grin
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by Sunnypa11(m): 10:32am On Jun 29, 2015
Endtime cucumber don enter her heaven
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by missKiffy(f): 10:32am On Jun 29, 2015
I don't believe this story
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by Fynpatra(f): 10:33am On Jun 29, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
grin cheesy grin
Na to use _dick push am in make e fall inside her belle. Then she go fit _shit am comot cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy

Lwkm pls dunt spoil me oh....
Buh y dat gal go behave lyk dat na wehboys full evriwhere deytroway
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by Battery1(m): 10:33am On Jun 29, 2015
Pope22:
It seems you like cucumber...
softysparky:
Fruits and vegetables.
Am nt sure u understood dis question from Pope22...lol..
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by Jose35(m): 10:33am On Jun 29, 2015
na she do herself when my Johnny be like iron which no go break and big pass cucumber. she no fit find me abi?
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by sukkot: 10:33am On Jun 29, 2015
yilly:
How big was her vagina dat would or can accomodate a cucumber! God dats jst disgusting...
a baby is bigger than a cucumber tho
Re: Cucumber Stuck on A UNN Female Student's Private Part During Masturbation by EPOMA(m): 10:34am On Jun 29, 2015
Mogidi:
This story is suspect, how come she couldn't pull out the half broken cucumber?

I think so as well, what made her bleed, and now she ran away, she also doesn't need to be operate

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