Thing is, every guy in Nigeria University is a
Big Boy in his own way. same for the ladies,
but this report is focused on the guys, at
least for now!
Also, these Five types of Big Boys about to
be mentioned is just an idea and you all can
dish out yours via the comment box below..
lets go…
1. BIG BOYS WITH THE “BIG BRAINS”
These are basically the type of guys that give
all their attention to their studies. other
students, guys and girls inclusive are always
seen flocking around them because they’re
gurus and they always have one or two
things to tell you that you don’t even got an
idea about. Most of the time, they occupy
positions such as presidents, cla$$-reps or
the head of whatever organization they in.

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2. BIG BOYS WITH “NO CASH” IN POCKETS
These are the type of guys you see repping”
the hood on daily basis. Academics don’t
have their full attention, party is just their
thing. They either in school to submit an a
ssignment, meet up with that lecturer who is
always taking attendance or showcasing their
fresh kicks ( kicks, meaning their cloths,
shoes or accessories..). The F**kup thing is
that most of these guys have no money in
their pockets let alone account. They are
always looking for a way to boycott payment
of school fees after expending all their money
at Gbolaino’s Collections. Funny thing is,
these are the type guys that run
entertainment cliques, clubs and so on… lol!
am not even done but lets just move to the

. 3. BIG BOYS DOING IN “BIG IN STARCH”
These set of Big Boys can be seen in every
category meaning they may be brilliant or
dull, it all depends. One distinctive character
with these type of Big Boys is that they don’t
joke with starch. The type of starch they use
cant even be gotten in Abuja, it has to be
from those place where cassava production
is high..lol!! With their well tailored, ironed
and starched shirt, you just unanimously
believe these guys are Big Boys.
.

4. BIG BOYS WITH A BRIGHT FUTURE IN
“DRUG DEALING”
Whew’ these ones are basically wasting their
parents money in school. They are the type
of students you see in examination hall and
say to yourself “so, this one is even in my
department??” Anyway, these guys don’t
care! They probably anticipating a future of
that of “Ghost” in the Tv Series, “Power”.. by
the way, hope you know the season 2 is out.
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5. BIG BOYS LIKE THE “GREAT GATSBY”
Before i start, just know i graduated from
Uniabuja while in this category..’winks’.. and
hope you have seen the movie, “Great
Gatsby” by Leonardo di Carpio.. well, to the
point, these are the type of guys that have a
bit of everything. They don’t miss cla$$es
and they are always on the top of their
academics. they are neat, cla$$y, have
selective friends. To an extent, some other
students usually regard them as snubs.
These types of students usually don’t make
1st cla$$ but they are always very close.
Another admirable thing is, they are
hardworking and can keep a balance between
every activities they find themselves in. Most
of them are Entrepreneurs as they try to think
beyond whats being taught in a cla$$room
thereby exposing themselves to the events of
the real world.
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Great Gatsby....

Old sport....


Big parties....

Ole

darnley16:
Ole

dude you know where you are now
in other news
I'm in great Gatsby
but op we are not always top of everything a few things we are average
but the entrepreneurship part and the rest that's us

DuBLINGreenb:
dude you know where you are now in other news I'm in great Gatsby but op we are not always top of everything a few things we are average but the entrepreneurship part and the rest that's us

lol which one