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A Gross In-law by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jun 29, 2015
A fellow suffered from a terrible flatulence problem, which was magnified by any situation which made him nervous.

One evening, his girlfriend invited him over to meet her parents. Everybody gathered in the den, the parents sitting across the room from their daughter, and the young man. The family dog curled up, and fell asleep by his feet.

As the conversation progressed, the father began to ask the boy about his background, and education. This resulted in an attack of flatulence.

The boy resolved to relieve the trapped gas slowly, so as not to make much sound. He succeeds in creating a dull whine, which virtually goes undetected, except, apparently by the dog, which cocks its ears and looks around.

The mother, apparently connects the impropriety with the dog, and shouts "Spot!". The boy is relieved. He figures future outbursts will be blamed on the dog, as well. Later the conversion progresses more toward plans for the boy's future.
This, again, caused an attack of flatulence, which the young man released, this time a little bit louder.

Once again, the dog takes notice of the indiscretion. "Spot!" once again is heard, the young man once again figures his actions will continue to be blamed on the dog.

Finally the discussion heads toward the boy's intentions for the girl, with special regard for marriage, providing a good home, and of course, children. This sends the young man's bowels into massive contortions, the upshot of which, is a loud, floor rattling fart.
By now, the mother on her feet shouting, at the top of her lungs, "Spot! Get the hell out of the way before he shits on you!"

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