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There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, They Are: by youngsahito(m): 12:49am On Jun 30, 2015 |
1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians. 2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices on your head singing skelewu. 3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who re stronger than you. 4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time. 5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This slap is from elder brothers. 6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply " Mark you slap me?.. AD: There is no doubt that in our live experiences we have received one or more of these slaps, lol! |
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, They Are: by HungerBAD: 12:52am On Jun 30, 2015 |
WHEN SHE CATCHES YOU WITH THE SIDE CHICK SLAP:this slap very painful and na there you go say, its not what you think SHE IS MY COUSIN. 2 Likes |
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, They Are: by Nobody: 1:15am On Jun 30, 2015 |
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, They Are: by denedene(m): 1:15am On Jun 30, 2015 |
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Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, They Are: by damiperry(f): 1:17am On Jun 30, 2015 |
Lolx... |
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, They Are: by Babe2sure(f): 4:13am On Jun 30, 2015 |
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, They Are: by idu1(m): 4:24am On Jun 30, 2015 |
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