1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation
where someone
gives you a dirty slap and all you do is
hold your face and
walk away, this kind is normally received
by newly born
again Christians.
2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after
you're hit, u
keep hearing some funny sound in your
brain like wiiiiiiiiiii,
and voices on your head singing skelewu.
3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type
that makes
someone forget instantly what he or she
was doing, you
find yourself asking questions like " what
did I do?" " who
slap me? This type is very common, it is a
slap from guys
who re stronger than you.
4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone
gives you this
kind, you find yourself explaining the
situation to the
nearest person out of your own accord.
E.g.. Bros, sheebi
you been dey watch? I been no do
anything o, I just dey
pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that
have missed
promotion for a long time.
5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you
receive this kind, all
you do is just stand right where you are
and watch the
person walk away. This slap is from elder
brothers.
6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you
download this
slap u start asking questions that don't
need reply " Mark
you slap me?..
AD:
There is no doubt that in our live
experiences we have
received one or more of these slaps, lol!

WHEN SHE CATCHES YOU WITH THE SIDE CHICK SLAP:this slap very painful and na there you go say, its not what you think SHE IS MY COUSIN.

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Lolx...