A young woman was hospitalized after a cucumber she used as a homemade Love Machine broke inside her vagina, Nsukka, Enugu state.

According to unconfirmed reports, a female student of the University of Nigeria, ended up at hospital after pleasuring herself with a cucumber that broke down in the heat of the moment and got stuck inside her vagina.

Although the details of the story are sketchy, it was gathered that the woman was found by her roommates who immediately took her to a medical centre.

Lol...I thought she ran away from the health centre...
All this news sef....

A lesson 2 her likes... Wonder when guys gt that scares dat makes self-service d solution.. May God elp u thru ds wahala u brought on ursef

lol i can't laff I just dey show my teeth for outside.

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after running away. lol.

pisure or i dont blive

Its just a minor hitch. it is call herotygeriousivity in medical terms.

President Buhari:
Its just a minor hitch. it is call herotygeriousivity in medical terms.

Sorry,
r u related 2 d Daura President

Very funny...when so many unn students have natural cucumber....

46arcadez:
A young woman was hospitalized after a cucumber she used as a homemade Love Machine broke inside her vagina, Nsukka, Enugu state.

According to unconfirmed reports, a female student of the University of Nigeria, ended up at hospital after pleasuring herself with a cucumber that broke down in the heat of the moment and got stuck inside her vagina.

Although the details of the story are sketchy, it was gathered that the woman was found by her roommates who immediately took her to a medical centre.

I pray it doesn't come out forever and ever...na that kin girl u go approach for road, dem to wash u from head to toe but end up raping themselves with all manner of LENGTHY and LONGitudinal material whereas some guys Don almost starve to death for oval office

46arcadez:
A young woman was hospitalized after a cucumber she used as a homemade Love Machine broke inside her vagina, Nsukka, Enugu state.

According to unconfirmed reports, a female student of the University of Nigeria, ended up at hospital after pleasuring herself with a cucumber that broke down in the heat of the moment and got stuck inside her vagina.

Although the details of the story are sketchy, it was gathered that the woman was found by her roommates who immediately took her to a medical centre.

I pray it doesn't come out forever and ever...na that kin girl u go approach for road, dem go wash u from head to toe but end up raping themselves with all manner of LENGTHY and LONGitudinal material whereas some guys Don almost starve to death because of their oval office

Seems that is the new craze...

#laughs hysterically#

Everyone gets what they deserve

southniyikaye:
I pray it doesn't come out forever and ever...na that kin girl u go approach for road, dem go wash u from head to toe but end up raping themselves with all manner of LENGTHY and LONGitudinal material whereas some guys Don almost starve to death because of their oval office

Agbaya

The cocumber miss road ni?

So this kind news don dey show for naija? I was expecting to see a foreign country.

Utchgirl:


Sorry, r u related 2 d Daura President

who are you to question my orders ?

southniyikaye:
I pray it doesn't come out forever and ever...na that kin girl u go approach for road, dem go wash u from head to toe but end up raping themselves with all manner of LENGTHY and LONGitudinal material whereas some guys Don almost starve to death because of their oval office

Lolz

For any lady that chooses to continue by the way of cucumber, where a condom on it...

President Buhari:


who are you to question my orders ?

Im Utchgirl

Utchgirl:



Im Utchgirl

U re frm Auchi! Am frm that axis too! Hook me up if u don't mind!

ALISMILE:
U re frm Auchi! Am frm that axis too! Hook me up if u don't mind!

Lollzz

Bt im nt 4rm Auchi

Utchgirl:


Lollzz
Bt im nt 4rm Auchi

ok.

i av a feeling u don jam dis babe b4 and she take u do big time shakara nd now u thnk its ur chance 4 payback hence ur prayer 4 her

southniyikaye:
I pray it doesn't come out forever and ever...na that kin girl u go approach for road, dem go wash u from head to toe but end up raping themselves with all manner of LENGTHY and LONGitudinal material whereas some guys Don almost starve to death because of their oval office

LMAO if i were the doctor laughter won't let me do my job hahahahaahjaahahhahaahaha the cucumber broke inside her pusi while she was stabbing herself with it!!! lol Kingtom butchcassidy funlord thesonofmark agwaru23 jollyjoy prettythicksme.. Mrschima oya come and take a peep at this

President Buhari:
Its just a minor hitch. it is call herotygeriousivity in medical terms.

wetin concern me with d name



na how dem go commot am we dey talk. E na ko ihe na gba ka moto

good news.

keep it up @heroin/victim

shoro niyen. when we say leaders of tomorrow, that's d beginning shoro niyen. when we say leaders of tomorrow, that's d beginning

cucumber sef wan die ontop d matter Oga o MBA the cucumber no go gree comot

Konji don land dis one 4 gbege!!!!....lol

Useless fool. Oloshi. Dem go dey form die whereas no level dem dey die inside. Toto were u for carry com giv me make i help u lash d coint to ur maximum satisfaction na u dey dere dey waste d coint to fool yourself with cumcumber.