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Birthday Party by Nobody: 5:38pm On Jun 30, 2015
I attended a birthday party with a
gathering of about 30 people. I sat at the
front seat. A lady started distributing
food. She started from the back and
unfortunately, it didn’t get to us sitting at the front.
Another lady started sharing the drinks,
she started from the front but
unfortunately I had already moved to sit
at the back. Again the drink didn’t get to
me. I was so furious that I stood up to take
my leave but then I saw three ladies each
with a big bowl. This time, I tried to be
wise by sitting at the middle. One of the
ladies started the sharing from the front,
the second lady started distributing from the back. The two ladies were sharing
fried turkey.
When they got to the middle where I was
seated, it got finished again! Feeling so
frustrated, I bent my head, putting my
face in my hands… but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl
for me to pick. I stretched and put my
hands inside the bowl… Guess what was
in the bowl?
Toothpick

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Re: Birthday Party by Damikevin(m): 5:46pm On Jun 30, 2015
You are so not lucky. Say make you use the toothpick chok the hunger and frustration as them dey chok you.

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