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For White Folks Only by yetimama(f): 10:05am On Sep 22, 2006 |
Back in the days of steam ships, only rich white people sailed at sea. One day while sailing, something suddenly happened to the ship. It was about to sink. Terrified, the white folks aboard didn't know what to. Someone suggested that they do what the Negroes did, "Pray." Unfortunately, no one knew what to say. So they called "Thomas" a black cook on the ship, and asked him to pray. Thomas agreed. Came up on the deck, removed his cap and began like this: "LAWD one day I wuz hongray, I went to a restruant to git me sumpin' to eat! , An da sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. Den, I went to da water fountin to git me some wauter and da sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. Den, I went to de toilet room and da sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. So, LAWD Almitee, When this hear big 'ol boat sanks, let it be: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. In yo name I pray, AMEN |
Re: For White Folks Only by Beautygyal(f): 12:05pm On Sep 22, 2006 |
haha girl ur good i like it, thas wat they get for writin 4 white folks only evrywer good joke |
Re: For White Folks Only by iice(f): 2:16pm On Sep 22, 2006 |
Ahahahahaha nice one |
Re: For White Folks Only by EmemJU(f): 2:33pm On Sep 22, 2006 |
Yes! That's very good, |
Re: For White Folks Only by yetimama(f): 4:48pm On Sep 25, 2006 |
oh yea, thanks |
Re: For White Folks Only by Benheart1(m): 5:03pm On Sep 25, 2006 |
hey nice one |
Re: For White Folks Only by popsonj(m): 5:11pm On Sep 25, 2006 |
that's really nice, i like it |
Re: For White Folks Only by yetimama(f): 6:20pm On Sep 29, 2006 |
thanks all |
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