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| two deaf couples,creating bad signals by Nobody: 2:46pm On Oct 20, 2005 |
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. "The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis......fifty times." |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by hotangel2(f): 6:48am On Oct 22, 2005 |
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| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by PaypalGod(m): 9:23am On Oct 22, 2005 |
And suck it dry while you are at it...  |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by spikelord(m): 12:55am On Jan 12, 2006 |
Before the 14th Jerk, He'll surely get an erection! |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by Nobody: 6:37pm On Jan 13, 2006 |
by the 11th pull he shld have jerked |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by yummy(m): 4:00pm On Jan 14, 2006 |
i think they need to review the signs otherwise... the guy will run away at last |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by spikelord(m): 6:26pm On Jan 14, 2006 |
How can they do that  |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by daychris(f): 11:20am On Feb 25, 2008 |
smart man. |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by Lolabbey: 11:33am On Feb 25, 2008 |
na wah oo |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by Lohlarh(f): 11:45am On Feb 25, 2008 |
na real wah o |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by clemcykul(f): 1:24pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
*gesticulates to poster* dat was kool |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by toluxa1(m): 11:17pm On Aug 31, 2008 |
There are some really funny jokes in the archive o. |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by Awarin(m): 12:30pm On Sep 01, 2008 |
na real wa |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On Sep 02, 2008 |
ur name sef na wa! |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by mohawkchic(f): 10:53am On Sep 02, 2008 |
~LOL . . . a good laff this morning |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by lexicon(m): 11:06am On Sep 02, 2008 |
mohawkchic: Its gud 2 wake up with such |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by mohawkchic(f): 11:08am On Sep 02, 2008 |
~I agree wholeheartedly |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by lexicon(m): 11:17am On Sep 02, 2008 |
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| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by clemcykul(f): 12:12pm On Sep 02, 2008 |
what are you so kool about?? dat u aint got a dime in ur pocket |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by Gabry(f): 8:09am On Sep 03, 2008 |
No choc milk, no read. . . . I am frustrated now. . .  |
| Re: two deaf couples,creating bad signals by clemcykul(f): 8:59am On Sep 03, 2008 |
dont be dearie, life is too short to be wasted being frustrated |
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