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The Preacher And The Congregation by boman2014: 11:00am On Jul 04, 2015
A preacher finished the service one
morning by saying,"next Sunday, I am
going to preach
on the subject of LIARS.
As a preparation
for my sermon, I would like you all to read
Mark 17"
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose
to begin. Looking out at the congregation
he said,"Last week I asked you all to read
Mark 17. If you have read the chapter,
please raise your hand"
Nearly everyhand in the congregation went
up.
Smiling, the preacher said, "you are the
very people I want to talk about. Mark has
only 16 chapters."
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Re: The Preacher And The Congregation by blessnija: 7:52pm On Jul 04, 2015
liars just like liar mohamed
Re: The Preacher And The Congregation by tonididdy(m): 8:52pm On Jul 04, 2015
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