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Hilarious Comparison -if Nigerian Girls Were Banks.. by Revolva(m): 10:29am On Jul 05, 2015
Terry G just shared this hilarious comparison of Nigerian girls and banks on Instagram..
Different Types Of Banks (girls) In Nigeria.

1. A girl who asks for money all the time is called “Commercial Bank”
2. A girl who calls you For food always is called “ Agricultural development Bank”
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of other family members is called “National Investment Bank”
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after marriage is called “Social Security Bank”
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is called “Fidelity Bank”
6. A girl who loves every available man is called “Access Bank”

7. A girl who dates men from different countries is called “Intercontinentel Bank”
8. A girl who doesn’t demand too much money is called “Micro Finance Bank”
9. Dating a woman older than you is called “Wema Bank”
10. A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy to her guy is called “Guaranty Trust Bank”
11. A girl whose guy disvirgin her is called “First Bank”
12. A girl who uses all ur money to buy jewelries is called “Diamond Bank”. Ladies which Bank are you?
Guys which Bank is your Girlfriend?
Be honest pls. Share it wit your Friends and lover.
Re: Hilarious Comparison -if Nigerian Girls Were Banks.. by dapyd1(m): 10:34am On Jul 05, 2015
A lady who makes you a priority is called first bank.
A lady whose genitals is very wide is called mainstreet bank.
A lady whose virginity is intact is sterling bank.

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