It is impossible to lick your elbow.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in
their hair.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =
12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has
both front legs in the air, the person died in
battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the
person died as a result of wounds received in
battle. If the horse has all four legs on the
ground, the person died of natural causes.
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far
would you have to go until you would find the
letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes,
windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in
common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured
on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the
ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed
firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase.........
"goodnight, sleep tight."
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000
years ago that for a month after the wedding, the
bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all
the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer
and because their calendar was lunar based, this
period was called the honey month, which we
know today as the "honeymoon".
Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie
Chaplin
look-alike contest.
An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it
illegal for a woman
to take more than three steps backwards while
dancing!
The Guinness Book of Records holds the record
for being the book
most often stolen from public libraries.
If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a
scorpion, it will
instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who
was the sadist who
discovered this??)
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you
from crying.
~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
At least 75% of people who read this will try to
lick their elbow.

another fact... Seun's has many workers but he pays only Few..

law3nity2:

At least 75% of people who read this will try to
lick their elbow.

Wow!! Nice op

I just licked my elbow joor.... I hereby declare this thread false!