Ibime:



Stop lying ninja, I can see Miguel Munoz on the log

Fantasy Premier League Tabloid – WELCOME EDITION

Welcome to the Fantasy League of 2015/2016

The Tabloid team officially welcomes both old and new members to the 2015/2016 FPL season. Last season saw the birth of new legends like manager Umzy of Is she gone pop who worn the league and wrote his name in the sands of time. It also saw the undoing of our own Disvirginators who couldn’t stand the pressure and bowed out in shame.
As usual, tabloid will be here to highlight the ups and downs, the lows and highs of the FPL weekly (bi-weekly, monthly as events permits).
We will be having a weekly/monthly manager of the week/manager of the month and a team of the week where 11 highest scoring managers will make our team of the week. With the 385 teams (so far), the tabloid will focus mostly on the H-2-H leagues to pick our lots.

For our pick of the week:…

Bashmantech:
Is She Gon Pop........... 353
Intelligesia...............229
Da Raumdeuter.........298
Kontractors..............285 (dont expect tabloid anytime soon. Mazi dey drill oil)
Chukspredos Dragons..........250
Ipukulubiye FC.............143
Polyhistorr ....................267
Librans FC..................235
PENIS OF MESSI.............132
Razorbacks ................204
GoldenBoiz.................78
Ijesha Warriors.............160
The Godfathers..................51
dreamteamfc.............85
The chAZe.................77
Indomitable Ronameto...........119
Compared to last season's final standing..... most people still struggling.

The Tabloid has the statistics that 25% of managers abandon their team before December while only 39.5% of managers that registers in the FPL see it through to the end of the season.: the remaining 60.5% are the ones presently occupying the top spot in almost all the mini-leagues: they will soon fade into oblivion and quietly set their team in auto-pilot when the heat is on. The Tabloid will be here to dig out their team, even when it is deleted!

The tabloid couldn’t help but notice the wonderful team names chosen by the managers: Butt these 2 new once is so catchy: FC Wailing Wailers and Flying Without Ings: You guys are welcome, hope to feature your team in our tabloid soon.
Once again, welcome to you all. Have a blast, see you all after the international break, when we all will be at the top.

Haywhymax:
Mukina2, please can I still join the league?
If I can, please send the main league code to my email.

gameboy727:
Currently 10th on the log. Not impressive.

EMMY COOL FC

swaggylomo:
Mukina, gimmr cup code greatdee11@gmail.com

tolutweety:
@bashmantech : so , MouFC (previously known as MourinhoFc) isn't a veteran right ?
Forgotten so soon how I made life difficult for the monsters in the conference league last season ?


A great weekend to you.

Bashmantech:
Current Standings: Nairaland Premier League

POS....TEAM NAME..............GWP...TP
1........Blackwell..................53.....180
2........Invincibles15/16 ........56.....174
3........FC Wailing Wailers.....48.....173
4........Chicken Republic........58.....168
5........Spindex....................65.....168
6........Alcakawa..................56.....167
7........Geopool....................58.....164
8........dreamteamfc.............75.....163
9........ALITAGBA FC.............65.....163
10......Emmy Cool FC............44.....162


Nairaland FA Cup

TEAM NAME.........................TP.......LP
dreamteamfc...................... 163.......9
Ipukulubiye FC....................136.......9
Chukspredos Dragons...........134.......9


Nairaland Carling Cup
TEAM NAME.........................TP.......LP
Invincibles15/16..................174.......9
ER fc.................................169.......9
Spindex.............................168.......9


Nairaland Conference Cup
TEAM NAME.........................TP.......LP
FC Wailing Wailers...............173.......9
ALITAGBA FC......................163.......9
✽ŚøŁIÐRÁŃGERS✽™.........143.......9

Bashmantech:
THE OLDIES


dreamteamfc..................163..................7th
GoldenBoiz.....................144.................50th
PEN.IS OF MESSI............139.................80th
Ipukulubiye FC...............136.................97th
Samurai Monsters...........136.................97th
Chukspredos Dragons......134.................113rd
The chAZe.....................133.................119th
Kontractors....................130.................135th
Intelligesia....................128.................145th
Indomitable Ronameto.....128.................154th
Razorbacks ...................124.................192nd
Polyhistorr ....................118.................229th
The Godfathers...............115..................255th
Ijesha Warriors..............113..................276th
Librans FC......................110.................287th
Is She Gon Pop..............108..................305th
Da Raumdeuter..............104..................332nd

N:B. These are jus some of the familiar team names i've bn able to locate based on my screenshot of last season's top 20, and some historians. kindly drop ur team name if u want to be included. Tnx

dare2blues.................147.....................42nd
Swag FC....................137.....................92nd
MouFC.......................121.....................211st


looking for

Shinigami
Riders of Rohan
Team Dre
Casey Safe FC

Bashmantech:
Manager of the Week: MomoJomo (81 points)

Other notable performers:Jamish FC(80),Pope FC(77), Dreamteam(77), Legendary XI(77)


Suggestions for GW4:
Must Haves: Kolarov(or any Man City defender), Mahrez.
Cheap buys: Redmond, Lens, Defoe, Diouf, (A Crystal Palace Defender, They'll always score. Getting the right one is just the problem)
Faith Buys: Rooney, Kane, Depay, Sanchez

Band Wagon Captain: Aguero (not going with the bandwagon though)

Differential Captains: Costa, Wilson, Mahrez, Diouf, Lukaku, Benteke(based on W/Ham's shabby defence)


Stay tuned for the Real Tabloid from Mazi. Tnx

Bashmantech:

#noted
Really Sorry, i only av access to teams in the FA Cup. The monsters got a double promotion.

tolutweety:

No thanks to mukina2 na.

I still want to test the waters with carling cup ,before joining FA Cup next season.

Bashmantech:


not finding it easy here. the fixtures hasnt bn favorable.

tolutweety:

Expected that really .
It's a league for men with a heart.
I believe you 'll do well though; your consistency will pay of in the end.

colossus2:

You be glutton? 10th position not impressive
Wetin pipu like me and mukina2 wan talk

lalaboi:
You pipo stay looking for Shinigami.

Didnt you all know we have rebranded? shior