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Joke Of The Night : The Wifes Promise by itzduke(m): 10:47pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
“There was a man who had worked all of his life and
has saved all of his money. He was a real
cheapskate when it came to his money. He loved
money more than just about anything, and just
before he died, he said to his wife, ‘Now listen,
when I die I want you to take all my money and
place it in the casket with me. Because I want to
take all my money to the after life.’ So he got his
wife to promise him with all her heart that when he
died she would put all the money in the casket with
him. When one day he died.” “He was stretched out
in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next
to their best friend. When they finished the
ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
close the casket, the wife said, ‘Wait a minute!’ She
had a shoebox with her, she came over with the
box and placed it in the casket. Then the
undertakers locked the casket and rolled it away. ”
“Her friend said, ‘I hope you weren’t crazy enough
to put all that money in there with that stingy old
man.’ She said, ‘Yes, I promised. I’m a good
Christian, I can’t lie. I promised him that I was to
put that money in that casket with him.’ ‘You mean
to tell me you put every cent of his money in the
casket with him?’ ‘I sure did,’ said the wife. ‘I got it
all together, put it into my account and I wrote him
a cheque.’” Please SHARE if you love this story! Visit www.naijaspice.yu.tl for related post 2 Likes |
Re: Joke Of The Night : The Wifes Promise by Nobody: 10:53pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
This actually got me smiling. 1 Like |
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