Asking questions are necessary to
get updates of latest information
and to clear a doubt. They are also
important, in order not to miss
your way or lose track of a course.
But when the answers are right before you, questions become
uncalled for and ultimately
annoying. Most Nigerians have a
habit of falling victim to asking
questions that could annoy a
hungry man and even provoke anger. Listed here are some of
them.

1. Nigerians see identical twins
and ask “na twins be that? Ans:
No! na picmix
2. They meet a woman who just
gave birth “Madam u don born?”
Ans: No, de pikin disappear.
3. You see a sick person throwing
up: “U dey vomit, abi u no well’?
Ans: I well, I juz dey practice how
to vomit.
4. Nepa brings light and everyone
shouts “up Nepa!” Then someone
asks: “O boy na light be
that?” Ans: No oh, Na Holy Ghost
fire!
5. A friend bumps into you in a
bank: “hey, what are you doing
here?” Ans: I came to uproot
cassava.
6. You greet “good morning ma”
and she goes “My pikin you don
wake?” Ans: I never wake, I come
buy bread wey I go chop
for dream.
7. A neighbour sees you all
dressed up and opening the gate
to leave, he asks “U dey comot?”
Ans: Not at all, I be the new gate
man.
8. Give me your phone number –
08034 . . . “So
u dey use MTN?” Ans: NO! Na my
NEPA line be dis.
9. You are dressed up on a Sunday
morning, with your big bible
and your friend asks “O boy na
church u dey go?” Ans: No, I wan
go drop the bible for museum.
10. They see you coming out of
the bathroom, wet; “did you just
have a bath?” Ans: no, I slipped
and fell into the toilet bowl.
11. They see you after a long time:
“Na ur face be dis?” Ans: No, na
my hips.
12. Guy na u be this? Ans: NO OH!
Na my papa wen in young.
13. A man returns home from
work and his wife asks : “You don
come back?” Ans: No, I still dey
road dey come.
14. They see you carrying sponge
and soap to the bathroom and ask
: “U wan go baff?” Ans: No, I wan
go dance.
15. You see a rich friend flipping a
key and about to enter his brand
new jeep, and you ask “O boy na
your car be this?” Ans: No, I be the
new driver, I wan re-park am for
de owner.
16. You give a recharge card
vendor N100 note for mtn card
and she still asks “100 naira
own?” Ans: No, give me 25 naira
card, 75 naira change.
17. Villagers see a white man “na
oyibo be dis?” Ans: No, na dat
laundry guy wey bleach pour.
18. A teacher meets her student in
a mall shopping with a man
who looks just like him: Teacher:
“Is that your dad?” Student: No!
He’s a kidnapper, help!
19. A friend visits you and finds
you eating eba “O boy na food be
dis?” Ans: No, na bomb, I wan
commit suicide with am.
20. A child is looking at you while
you’re eating biscuit, and you ask
“You go chop? The answer is
obvious, the child wants the snack
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