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Re: Policeman And Doctors by D1KeleVra(m): 4:46pm On Mar 12, 2009
She never jam. Millipede of a thing.
Re: Policeman And Doctors by bilms(m): 4:58pm On Mar 12, 2009
i guess so too
Re: Policeman And Doctors by bilms(m): 7:13pm On Mar 12, 2009
Behold, I Come Quickly


The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered what they had taught him in seminary about situations like this: repeat the last point. His teacher assured him this would help him remember what was supposed to come next. So he gave it a try.

"Behold, I come quickly," he said. Still his mind was blank. He tried again. "Behold, I come quickly." Still nothing.

He tried one more time -- speaking and gesturing with such force that he fell forward, knocking the pulpit to one side, tripping over the flower pot, and falling into the lap of a little old lady in the front row.

The young preacher apologized profusely.

"That is all right, young man," said the little old lady. "It was my fault. I should have gotten out of the way. You told me three times you were coming
Re: Policeman And Doctors by bilms(m): 5:02pm On Mar 13, 2009
its my fault
Re: Policeman And Doctors by sylve11: 12:07pm On Mar 14, 2009
thankgod u know.
Re: Policeman And Doctors by bilms(m): 4:43pm On Mar 14, 2009
see ur mouth as u take talk am self

grin grin grin grin
Re: Policeman And Doctors by D1KeleVra(m): 11:24am On Mar 15, 2009
See ur own teeth sef. tongue
Re: Policeman And Doctors by yousouph(m): 11:59am On Mar 15, 2009
Nice joke man. Thumbs up.
Re: Policeman And Doctors by bilms(m): 6:14pm On Mar 15, 2009
cheers
Re: Policeman And Doctors by clemcykul(f): 12:33pm On Mar 16, 2009
cheers to u too
Re: Policeman And Doctors by D1KeleVra(m): 6:13pm On Mar 20, 2009
Cheers to me!
Re: Policeman And Doctors by bilms(m): 9:29am On Mar 23, 2009
cheers to us all
Re: Policeman And Doctors by clemcykul(f): 12:16pm On Mar 23, 2009
dont dickele the selfish being.

he is so selfish that he cant afford to share ordinary kiss with some1 thats why no gal wants him.
Re: Policeman And Doctors by spenchuks(m): 12:36pm On Mar 23, 2009
why do u want him to share kiss? do u want him to contact leprosy of the mouth? undecided
Re: Policeman And Doctors by D1KeleVra(m): 1:30pm On Mar 23, 2009
sad embarassed
Re: Policeman And Doctors by spenchuks(m): 1:32pm On Mar 23, 2009
kerewa, i'm just trying to help u as a friend. don't be generous when it comes to kissing! shocked
Re: Policeman And Doctors by clemcykul(f): 1:56pm On Mar 23, 2009
lol
dont save the smart ass spens, he had it coming
Re: Policeman And Doctors by D1KeleVra(m): 3:34pm On Mar 23, 2009
I did? sad
Re: Policeman And Doctors by clemcykul(f): 2:42pm On Mar 24, 2009
ohh yeah sweetie
Re: Policeman And Doctors by romsky: 9:58am On Mar 25, 2009
hmmm
Re: Policeman And Doctors by clemcykul(f): 10:40am On Mar 25, 2009
*grins*
Re: Policeman And Doctors by D1KeleVra(m): 6:07pm On Mar 25, 2009
*wipes the smirk off the face*
Re: Policeman And Doctors by clemcykul(f): 12:46pm On Mar 26, 2009
how dare u touch me!

i dont deal wid lepers ;d
Re: Policeman And Doctors by Lolabbey: 12:49pm On Mar 26, 2009
e tink sey u no get clas
Re: Policeman And Doctors by clemcykul(f): 1:59pm On Mar 26, 2009
no mind the borrow pose guy

lol
Re: Policeman And Doctors by D1KeleVra(m): 11:10am On Mar 27, 2009
sad
Re: Policeman And Doctors by bilms(m): 5:51pm On Mar 27, 2009
y una deu try corrupts small pikin like me?

i beg stop all this kissing tin jo
Re: Policeman And Doctors by sylve11: 6:42pm On Mar 28, 2009
cool cool cool
Re: Policeman And Doctors by bilms(m): 1:16pm On Mar 30, 2009
lol
Re: Policeman And Doctors by Lolabbey: 1:19pm On Mar 30, 2009
whre ar urteeth
Re: Policeman And Doctors by D1KeleVra(m): 1:24pm On Mar 30, 2009
His teeth dey for glass cup. He forget am there.
Re: Policeman And Doctors by bilms(m): 1:28pm On Mar 30, 2009
no i don sell am to give nairaland charity

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