I asked for a lady's hand in marriage and her father gave me this form to fill. After reading the form, I told my potential father-in-law that I need to use the rest room which he obliged. Immediately I got to their toilet, I just scaled through it's window and ran out of the compound....! DID YOU JUST ASKED WHY? Read the form and tell me what you would have done if you were in my shoes ! Over to you ! APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR MY DAUGHTER. FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS. I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss __________. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Is the range of your income within a month between five hundred thousand and a million? Yes/ No 6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house immediately and don't look back. If all your answers are YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. ______________________________ _______________ ______________________________ _______________ ______________________________ _______________ _________________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law. ______________________________ _______________ ______________________________ _______________ ______________________________ ________ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money to fix my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? ________________________________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. ______________________________ _______________ ______________________________ _______________ ______ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? ______________________________ _______________ ______________________________ ________ 6. Are your parents living together? Yes/ No If No explain why? ________________________________ 7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/ No. If YES for how long? _______________. If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock. ______________________________ _______________ ___________________ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) ______________________________ _______________ ______________________________ _______________ ______ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. ______________________________ _______________ ______________________________ _______________ ______ 10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between the father and the mother? ________________________________ Answer the following with Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interview(s)? ______________________________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad? ____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________ 4. When can I interview your church Pastor? _________________________ 5. Please attach your passport sized photograph below which will be used as advertisement in a popular national newspaper to cross check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: ________________ Confirm your signature:_____ __________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed within a year and you will be acknowledged "only if you are successful". As you wait for my response, *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other details in case I need to ask you more questions; Postal Address: _______________ __________ Email: ____________________ Phone: ______________ Home: _________ Facebook:

You no ask am how much you'll be paid monthly if you miraculously succeed in getting his daughter as a job.... . Smh


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