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Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by DrGroove(f): 11:49pm On Jul 12, 2015
Marry her

Blood covenant no be marriage
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by girlsCAFE(m): 11:50pm On Jul 12, 2015
Even if she be olosho? Shey
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Brytawon(m): 11:50pm On Jul 12, 2015
My brother after that meal make sure you go church go give tithe o...
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by BeeCool15: 11:51pm On Jul 12, 2015
Lol! But we also need to ask the ladies if their boyfriends are really theirs alone. Some answers here - http://thenakedconvos.com/dear-women-boyfriend/
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by illiad: 11:52pm On Jul 12, 2015
MUCH ADO
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Nobody: 11:53pm On Jul 12, 2015
vizkiz:


so you rather date a woman who can't cook
[b] And where do you wanna find the time sitting around with her in the kitchen?
Well, its possible though...if you are jobless undecided [/b]
THE TIME YOU HAVE PASTING THIS RUBBISH WILL BE THE BEST TIME TO TEACH HER. DON'T YOU THINK SO undecided

AND IF YOU ARE TAKING ABOUT WORK, NOT ALL WORK ARE 24HRS,

TRY TO SEE LIFE IN ANOTHER ANGLE
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by vizkiz: 11:57pm On Jul 12, 2015
sonofananimal1:
THE TIME YOU HAVE PASTING THIS RUBBISH WILL BE THE BEST TIME TO TEACH HER. DON'T YOU THINK SO undecided

AND IF YOU ARE TAKING ABOUT WORK, NOT ALL WORK ARE 24HRS,

TRY TO SEE LIFE IN ANOTHER ANGLE

I am seeing it from all angles nigga! I can't even take this from a nigga reffering 9ja chicks tto animals grin
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Sidiqdeboss(m): 12:01am On Jul 13, 2015
this food fine for face,,,I go lamba the food asap before thinking anything sef(Lol)
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Nobody: 12:02am On Jul 13, 2015
vizkiz:


I am seeing it from all angles nigga! I can't even take this from a nigga reffering 9ja chicks tto animals grin

Boy, you haven't seen nothing, we know your type (them always have mouth to talk but not to do)

When you grow up, you will understand
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Nobody: 12:06am On Jul 13, 2015
DrGroove:
Marry her


Blood covenant no be marriage
EVEN YOU AS A WOMAN, YOU ARE TALKING "MARRY HER" angry

EVEN PROSTITUTE DO KNOW HOW TO COOK, IF YOU BASE ANY WOMEN ON HER COOKING SKILL NOT HER CHARACTER AND ATTITUDE, THEM I CANT CLASSIFIER YOU AS A HUMAN BEING angry

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Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by benstuber(m): 12:10am On Jul 13, 2015
tr3y:
Somebody needs to define "Single" for this OP.

When does being single and being a bachelor mean the same thing undecided
D.u.m.b....

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Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by drmaxayuba(m): 12:10am On Jul 13, 2015
vizkiz:
fact! grin


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Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by mickey45: 12:11am On Jul 13, 2015
lateezy:
man shall not live by bread alone
Have you ever heard the saying "the road to a man's heart is through his belly)
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Nobody: 12:11am On Jul 13, 2015
lateezy:
man shall not live by bread alone
So Where is the pvssy when i need it?
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by mikron(m): 12:15am On Jul 13, 2015
meaning what? most guys cook better than this, whats the big deal here
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by minnaJp(f): 12:22am On Jul 13, 2015
Good food na money make am
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by tr3y(m): 12:27am On Jul 13, 2015
benstuber:
D.u.m.b....

you forgot ledore abi no be albus dumbledore you wan spell
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by NgwaManNaija4LF(m): 12:34am On Jul 13, 2015
I only a virgin can cook this,then she has earn herself a respect and marriage.
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Nobody: 12:35am On Jul 13, 2015
loneliness is a desease that's what am facing now,...any single lady in here who's truly ready to be a better wife to this Edo boy should plsssssss alert me,.two is far better than one
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by architez: 12:38am On Jul 13, 2015
mecussey:


Bro, so u no no say 9ja get problem before...hey...to many problem dey niger ooo, if you no dey 9ja, no try near am ooo, otherwise...i reserve my comment to avoid story that touches.

You can't scare me. I come to 9ja just about every month (that's how I know it's crap). You home folks like scaring abroad folks.
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by LAX89(m): 12:39am On Jul 13, 2015
haiti007:
good
but cookin nice delicacy doesnt makes you a good wifey

Its a start, and a good sign.
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by architez: 12:40am On Jul 13, 2015
nacosprof:
loneliness is a desease that's what am facing now,...any single lady in here who's truly ready to be a better wife to this Edo boy should plsssssss alert me,.two is far better than one

NL the worst place to be looking for a lady. U R looking in the wrong places. That's your problem.
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by braine(m): 12:41am On Jul 13, 2015
Demo. Everything na wash.
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by mecussey(m): 12:46am On Jul 13, 2015
architez:


You can't scare me. I come to 9ja just about every month (that's how I know it's crap). You home folks like scaring abroad folks.

wellcome, all the girls dey interested in ur case.
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Nobody: 12:53am On Jul 13, 2015
architez:


NL the worst place to be looking for a lady. U R looking in the wrong places. That's your problem.
osalobua me nojie, me come just tired ooo,..could it be that all those ladies out here are all fake,..God take control
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Nobody: 12:53am On Jul 13, 2015
misreal:
I will only do a blood covenant with her if and only if na her MONEY SHE USE COOL AM.. grin
EZIOKWUNaim be say i use my money cook and put rat poison for you nah
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Nobody: 1:02am On Jul 13, 2015
remember007:
EZIOKWUNaim be say i use my money cook and put rat poison for you nah
it show that the said lady is n't actually in true love with her hubby,..hope u are n't in stupid act
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Nobody: 1:14am On Jul 13, 2015
nacosprof:
it show that the said lady is n't actually in true love with her hubby,..hope u are n't in stupid act
silly act how?
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Nobody: 1:22am On Jul 13, 2015
remember007:
EZIOKWUNaim be say i use my money cook and put rat poison for you nah
our true love will never let u do dat
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Nobody: 1:25am On Jul 13, 2015
nacosprof:
our true love will never let u do dat
lols
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Nobody: 1:26am On Jul 13, 2015
remember007:
silly act how?
in otherwords if am with u now am n't safe abi

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