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| If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by younqjohn01(m): 1:51pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
lala abeg help push am enter the promise land FP cos he be like say u sef na ajepako  1. The official neighbourhood ‘baiday’ party that every Ajekpako attended  One Fanta, One Coke, One Sprite, One Ginger Ale. Plus popcorn (aka guguru), groundnut and chin-chin. BUT NO CAKE! 2. All the games Ajekpako kids got to enjoy  Confam! 3. When it is 4 p.m. and you hear ‘War Start’ in the neighbourhood  I cannot come and go and carry last in ‘War’! 4. Stunting in that your elder brother’s clothes, which you know that your younger siblings will also inherit from you  Management 101 lesson straight from the streets! 5. When you finish watching ‘Kick Boxer’ and ‘American Ninja Part 2’ and you want to do ‘Splitting’ and ‘Kung-Fu’ with your siblings  Thank God no one suffered spinal cord injuries! 6. Every Ajekpako kid’s role models  No time for Ben Carson, Bill Gates and all those bookworms! 7. All the movies you get to watch during long vacation  The best days of our lives! 8. On Saturday, when it is time to watch ‘Wrestlemania’ and ‘Telly Match’, and your mother gives you work to do at home  You don’t mean me well! 9. All the Ajekpako kids when an Ajebutter mistakenly passes through the neighbourhood  Savage mode activated! 10. The ‘painment’ when it is Christmas and they haven’t bought ‘Christmas clothes’ for you  Ohhhhh, wazzaldis na! After I came first all through. 11. The official Father Christmas during every Christmas party in the area  Father Christmas that cannot even eat three square meals will now come and be dashing children Christmas gifts! 12. The ‘mother’ of all games that confirms your credibility as Ajekpako  Confam Ibile! LocalityOnPoint! 13. When you go out on the street and a stranger calls you, but you remember the story of losing your ‘blockos’ when a stranger touches you  God forbid. I cannot come and go and lose my prick at a tender age! 14. That time you collect strong beating from your opponent during street fight, but you cannot give up because everyone is calling you ‘Bruce Lee’  Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee, Fight, Fight! 15. How you stare at money on the ground and wonder whether you will really turn into yam when you touch it  The story fit be lie sha! source..................................................http://360loaded.com/2016/10/if-you-have-these-15-childhood-memories-then-you-street-cred-as-an-ajepako-is-100/ 120 Likes 13 Shares |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by RoyalBlak007: 1:54pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
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| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by yeyeboi(m): 2:00pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
Following 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by EniHolar(f): 2:10pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
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| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by INTROVERT(f): 2:11pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
CORRECT KPAKO 4 Likes |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by Djicemob: 2:26pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
Even some ajebo kids back then engaged in these things  24 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by zarakay(f): 2:30pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
Lol 1 Like |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by ReneeNuttall(f): 2:30pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
Op ,tiri gbosa for u..........I did some of them shw.....person don old sha 4 Likes |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by oppybouy(m): 2:46pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
Lol 1 Like |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by engrMikemd(m): 2:59pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
funny guy 1 Like |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by muhamadnur: 8:34am On Oct 02, 2016 |
comfam, bruce lee part i suffered ooo. |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by gqboyy(m): 11:04pm On Oct 03, 2016 |
muhamadnur:lol |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by ANIEXTY(m): 5:52pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
*modified* After watching "drunken master" all of us (children) in my neigbourhood we go drink water pour 4 body and pretend its wine and that we are drunk and started acting like ... They were really our role model 6 Likes
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| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by veekid(m): 7:22pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
I'm guilty |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by chelseabmw(m): 7:24pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
I don't know these games |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by Kaybaba5(m): 7:25pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Am guilty of all.... |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by ERCROSS(m): 7:27pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
War films in the neighbourhood, na dat one dey sweet pass... u go just hear kpoh! kpoh-kpoh!! next tin I go just hear one guy shouting behind u, Okiemutie, I don kill u ooo... oya die... Na dat time d mumu go remember say dem shoot am tru tru go hold belle kon gasp... haaaa #DropsDead... Then killer surge ahead, Looks for next victim... Chai... Growing up was a mistake... walahi 67 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by Nobody: 7:27pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Can't really relate expect for no.13. We were taught to avoid talking to strangers because they might be 'gbmo gbmo' 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by jefflexy(m): 7:28pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
| ...Lol aswear,we even drove keke on the street |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by Nobody: 7:28pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
When dat rich kid dat jst came bak from yankee starts speaking phonetics,you be like... 12 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by LifeDrama: 7:29pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Life drama...God help us all. |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by Rilwayne001: 7:29pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
yes, i am a confirm AJEPAKO |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by menix(m): 7:30pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
OP, u sef nah cross bred not to have " Going to peep through ur neighbors window to watch indian film" Me nah confirm broken bottle, Kpako see me get hope... 8 Likes |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by pitchez: 7:30pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
 Pesin don old oh |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by mranswer: 7:30pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Chai! I be real ajepako |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by INTROVERT(f): 7:30pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
TEAM BUTTI 2 Likes |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by Rhymez(m): 7:30pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Robinhood.....We go tear all those plywood doors use form sword. Use rubber band do catapult  6 Likes |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by steppin: 7:31pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Most of the things Op listed are the things normal kids still do. I don't understand the ajepako in it. 1 Like |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by ebukahandsome(m): 7:32pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Lolz |
| Re: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by Nobody: 7:33pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Those days wey we dey use stick take hold sallah Ram Horn dey fight...All dose times wey we dey act as Sango and Fadeyi Oloro.. i b like "Emi Sango Olukoso,oya..ina jo!!! nowadays,na only tv children dey take dey play.. 2 Likes |
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