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Man Forgets To Close Zipper In Supermarket But Never Expected A Woman To Say Dis by fagbohun4j(m): 2:25pm On Jul 14, 2015
When your zipper is open, you can never know if you forgot to close it in the first place or if it opened by itself. This seems to happen quite a bit and below is a story of someone who thought he could spin the situation into his favor.

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.

A lady cashier walked up to him and said, ‘Your barracks door is open.’

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, ‘Your fly is open.’
He zipped up and finished his shopping.

At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was who told him about his ‘barracks door.’
He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said,

‘When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?’

The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said . .. ..

‘No, no, I didn’t. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.’
Re: Man Forgets To Close Zipper In Supermarket But Never Expected A Woman To Say Dis by Nobody: 2:27pm On Jul 14, 2015
shocked
Re: Man Forgets To Close Zipper In Supermarket But Never Expected A Woman To Say Dis by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jul 14, 2015
shocked
Re: Man Forgets To Close Zipper In Supermarket But Never Expected A Woman To Say Dis by Obinovictor(m): 2:28pm On Jul 14, 2015
Now this is funny
Re: Man Forgets To Close Zipper In Supermarket But Never Expected A Woman To Say Dis by Twaci(f): 2:30pm On Jul 14, 2015
Obinovictor:
Now this is funny
Really?
Re: Man Forgets To Close Zipper In Supermarket But Never Expected A Woman To Say Dis by kazmanbanjoko(m): 4:00pm On Jul 14, 2015
Okay

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Re: Man Forgets To Close Zipper In Supermarket But Never Expected A Woman To Say Dis by slimthugchimee(m): 4:39pm On Jul 14, 2015
how is that even a joke

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Re: Man Forgets To Close Zipper In Supermarket But Never Expected A Woman To Say Dis by Obinovictor(m): 6:40pm On Jul 14, 2015
Twaci:
Really?

To me, Yes!!!
Re: Man Forgets To Close Zipper In Supermarket But Never Expected A Woman To Say Dis by youngin(m): 8:52am On Jul 15, 2015
Although some sadist will not find d humour here...but its actually good
Re: Man Forgets To Close Zipper In Supermarket But Never Expected A Woman To Say Dis by FYB(m): 3:44pm On Jul 15, 2015
slimthugchimee:
how is that even a joke
bros na waooo, so d joke no funny yu

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