A young soldier and his commanding officer boardeda train headed through the mountains of Switzerland. They can't find a place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle froma young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young womanand the young soldier are interested in each because they are giving each other "looks." Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself: "It was very brash for that young soldier to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him." The commanding officer is sitting there thinking:"I didn't know the young soldier was brave enoughto kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn'tmissed him when she slapped and hit me!" The young woman was sitting and thinking: "I'm glad the soldier kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!" The young soldier sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself: "Life is good. When does a fellow have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his commanding officer all at the same time!"

Very funny, had to read over and over again

the young i like him, kissin and slapin, he most be very fast

Good one

Nice one. Got me smiling.

o oh my God. Dis is so funny

very funny.

vry funny,cant wait2 tell my sistas.fits d illustratn of using one stone 2kill 2 birds.cant help wonderin hw d soldier managed both acts.

Dat was awesome, life is gud indeed, i wish i had a chance t do 2 brave things at once