Tried so hard to think of one but couldn't. It's either i didn't lie about who i am to my friends or classmates or i didn't it's too long ago to remember.

Ok

Big Lie

Lolz since you lied for a purpose that will favour you, nothing much nah

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K

@ op I dey fear u o .all this your lies fit make union bank horse commot for their logo begin waka

tolexy007:
g

Kinkale:
A

oppybouy:
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Judolisco:
K

slim19:
K

space bookers...I hail thee

very funny....

My friend use to tell me then that her dad was a millionaire and he keeps money in his wardrobe.
i remember when i visited, i went to his wardrobe straight away and found junk.... comb, cutting comb, plugs and rubbish.
i laughed my ass out with my sis then and she lied again, that he moved the money just that morning.
Mind you, they lived in a one room apartment then.

Lies we tell, smmmh.

www.moyosblog.com

Freemanan:


In 2004, One of my classmate in secondary school told me she is on NAIRALAND....



THE GIRL SAY SHE BE SUPER MODERATOR SEF..

and you still had to lie again? Nairaland wasn't in existence as at 2004, uneccessary lies all in the name of comment, are you still in high school?

damiloladuke:


SOURCE : www.wenogetjob.com/2015/07/big-lies-told-high-school.html?m=1

I bend nyash for your lies!

Exaggerated hyperbole. Oniro!

damiloladuke:


SOURCE : www.wenogetjob.com/2015/07/big-lies-told-high-school.html?m=1

op, why do i have this feeling that your name is LINUS ONIRO

Kai! But students can lie for the world then in secondary school o.

Freemanan:

*runs away*

u re bursted!!! u just showed us that u didn't stop at high school that u decided to get a degree in lying.
I wish u 1st class bro

Op your secondary school was boring and full of ajebutter, ajebutter lies...we said lies like "I have been to london when i was 7years old", when u never smell immigration office to do passport.

Even the devil wonder......the lies Nigerians lie are jaw dropping.If i tell you my story,you will still believe me.

There were many from friends but the only one I will never forget was told by a boy in my class who always watch my mouth whenever am telling other boys how interesting James Bond 007 films were,
my folks always pays wrapt attention to me until Segun 'Lagos boy' as we used to call him came up with 'James kubond ' films. He told us James kubond is the latest and more powerful than James Bond and everybody believed him
I got to know there is nobody or any film acted by that name many years after. Ni thanks to Segun, the 'Lagos boy '

sweet


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W3ll i dont lie ....

I once told an expensive lie in primary school that got the attention of our headmistress. I lied that my father was the only one that survived F28 plane crash in emene enugu. I told them that he jumped out before the plane crash landed.

Freemanan:

Ma nigga

NA WETIN MAKE YOU (GREENBUOY) IMPREGNATE THE GIRLS WE YOU DEY BOBO, CON RUN COME LAGOS FINALLY ABI..

YOU DEY RUN FROM YOUR RESPONSIBILITY... TIME DEY GOO.. BROS U BETA GO CLAIM EVERYTHING CLAIMABLE..

THANKS TO O.P.. THE TRUTH IS REVEALING GRADUALLY .

damiloladuke:


SOURCE : www.wenogetjob.com/2015/07/big-lies-told-high-school.html?m=1

Homie...I dey lie o....but u are the 'Lieon' of Africa!! Haba!

I once told my mates that my castrated bingo was a Belgian Shepherd.

bishopcarterIV:
NA WETIN MAKE YOU (GREENBUOY) IMPREGNATE THE GIRLS WE YOU DEY BOBO, CON RUN COME LAGOS FINALLY ABI..

YOU DEY RUN FROM YOUR RESPONSIBILITY... TIME DEY GOO.. BROS U BETA GO CLAIM EVERYTHING CLAIMABLE..

THANKS TO O.P.. THE TRUTH IS REVEALING GRADUALLY .

Lwkmd... Boss leave me joor

Lol , remembered when my sister friend told us that her aunty brought out the food that was cooking in a television program; 'that maggi show back then' and they all ate it in their house, mehn i believe that lie like mumu o

Freemanan:


In 2004, One of my classmate in secondary school told me she is on NAIRALAND....



THE GIRL SAY SHE BE SUPER MODERATOR SEF..

dry u ain't funny gerraaraa here

Way back in primary school, a classmate alwz bragged about how he had quaker oats, fried eggs, bread and tea for breakfast every morning. We all used to belive him aniwaiz cos he looked it, until one morning he felt nausea and vomited wot looked like akpu and vegetable soup! Lol...Emmanuel, dat was d dude's name.